For his birthday, little Jonny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is ?280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can... (more)
Dashing thru the snow... on a V8 wonder sled... crashing into trees... coz I'm off my friggin head... Been smoking Santa's pipe... a dozen beers or more... I'm heading to the red light zone to get mys... (more)
I didn't realize my girlfriend could do such a brilliant Darth Vader impression. Although, I don't recall Darth Vader ever saying "Please... give me back.... my inhaler." My girlfriend said she was le... (more)
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3... (more)
JOKE OF THE DAY !!!!! Larry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had ? 2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went to the butcher shop next door and came out with o... (more)
When you occasionally have a really bad day and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I r... (more)
Tired of constantly being broke, and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife (with himself as the beneficiary... (more)
A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which... (more)
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