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Blind man Funny jokes and anecdotes

  • View author's info Posted on Nov 18, 2007 at 07:16 PM

    Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.

    After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.

    In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

    "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

    "Nice boobs," says the man, "Where do you want these blinds?"
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  • View author's info Posted on Nov 26, 2007 at 02:04 AM

    "Very funny," said an ex-Catholic girl!