And then I went VAMOOSE. Bye bye Miss American Pie. You see, when someone conveys false information regarding her physical appearance, I take that as a justification for me to jet outa' there. This girl from Lynn was nothing like what she described herself to be over the phone, so I decided to be a cad and scram. Silly silly me. Shallow Toytoy. She's gonna' cry ninety-six tears.
By the way, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that Hillary Clinton is a worthless puke and that Bernie Sanders is experiencing a surge in popularity. The poll numbers reflect this. Say bye bye, Hillary. She's gonna' cry ninety-six tears.