Xmas greetings fae a Daft guy in Scotland Just Chat Forward to friends

  • View author's info Author Posted on Dec 24, 2011 at 02:56 PM


    Dashing thru the snow... on a V8 wonder sled... crashing into trees... coz I'm off my friggin head...

    Been smoking Santa's pipe... a dozen beers or more... I'm heading to the red light zone to get myself a whore.....

    OH...... jingle bells, jingle bells, Santa's smoking weed... Mrs. Claus is on the floor... she's overdosed on speed...

    Blitzen's fubar'd, the elves are too... they're tripping off their heads... if Rudolph snorts another line, the twat will end up dead!!

    Merry friggin Christmas everybody!!
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  • View author's info Posted on Dec 27, 2011 at 11:31 PM


    Ok, well there was a hilarious pic but of course LF removed it from my post. Humor lost.. oh well.
  • View author's info Posted on Dec 27, 2011 at 12:01 AM


    .. I'm gonna need that hat back, Abz. :p

    Merry Xmas and Happy New Year!
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