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  • View author's info Author Posted on Jul 22, 2007 at 12:58 PM


    For his birthday, little Jonny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is ?280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
    The next day the father saw little Jonny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
    So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
    Little Jonny told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mum you were pulling out.
    Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
    And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a ?280,000 mortgage & no bike
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  • View author's info Posted on Jan 28, 2014 at 09:05 AM


    the one i like the most is when johnny is walking past his mothers room and he sees his dad banging the nanny and he isnt sure if its capitalism,or the other one,and the one where he and his little brother try swearing for the first time, " i sure aint having any of those f...... cheerios!!!!!!!

  • View author's info Posted on Aug 09, 2007 at 03:18 PM


    Thanks for the recent influx of jokes Wayne!! This forum was getting a little stale before you came along. ;)
  • View author's info Posted on Aug 08, 2007 at 08:18 PM


    tht was a good one!!! Jonny is a smart little boy!! lol
  • View author's info Posted on Aug 06, 2007 at 12:11 AM


    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    OH MAAAN! I HAVN'T HEARD ONE LIKE THAT IN A LONG TIME!

    AHAHAHAHA! YOU SIR ARE A FUNNY FUNNY MAN!
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