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  • View author's info Author Posted on Jul 20, 2007 at 08:16 AM


    JOKE OF THE DAY !!!!!


    Larry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had ? 2.00 between them.

    Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."

    He went to the butcher shop next door and came out with one large sausage.

    Scott said, "Are you crazy? Now we don?t have any money left at all".

    Larry replied, "Don?t worry just follow me".

    They went into a pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.

    Scott said, "Now you have lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven?t any money to pay for this!"

    Larry replied with a smile, "Don?t worry I have a plan. Cheers!"
    They downed their drinks.

    Larry said "Ok, I?ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get down on your knees and put it in your mouth."

    Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

    They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk - all for free.

    At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Larry - I don?t think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"

    LARRY SAID, "HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I LOST THE SAUSAGE AT THE THIRD BAR!"
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  • View author's info Posted on Oct 27, 2009 at 05:10 AM


    lIKE IT..
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 12, 2009 at 01:23 AM


    Quoting author:

    you are sick

    hey sexxy sweetie - would love to talk w/you



    His only post, and its to say "You Are Sick" ???

    Begs the question.....

    "WHY BOTHER...."
  • View author's info Posted on Jul 08, 2008 at 02:45 PM


    you are sick

    hey sexxy sweetie - would love to talk w/you
  • View author's info Posted on Jan 11, 2008 at 02:52 PM


    lol....lol lol lol lol.....that
    s all I have to say...lol
  • View author's info Posted on Aug 01, 2007 at 09:23 AM


    LOL. I like this kinds of jokes
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