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I have a contribution to make to the world.

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Since we live in a fast paced, hectic world in which every millisecond can be an eternity, I have decided to make a contribution to humanity by saving people much needed time.  You see, whenever someone refers to a dead animal, they always use an extra, unneccessary syllable, and we can shorten this process and save time by removing this syllable.  When someone refers to a "dead hippopotamus," they use six syllables, and when they refer to a "dead elephant,"  they use four syllables.  By shortening these phrases to ONE WORD, "dippopotamus" and "delephant" respectively, the communication can be shortened to five and three syllables respectively, thereby saving the speaker approximately three quarters of a second when he is referring to these deceased animals.  The individual listening to this communication will ALSO be saved three quarters of a second, so don't you forget this, you little rascal you.  Remember that Toytoy is always devising new plans on how to save humanity constant headaches, since I am a "glass half full" type of guy.  Don't ever say I never did any favors for you.


Posted on Jun 10, 2015 at 08:37 AM Like Reply / Add Comments Quote Report