1cup of water 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 teaspoon of salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 eggs nuts 1 bottle of vodka 2 cups of dried fruit
Method sample vodka to check quality take large bowl check vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality pour 1 level cup and drink turn on the electric mixer beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl add 1 teaspoon of sugar beat again, at this point it is best to ensure the vodka is shtill ok try another cup just incase turn of the mixerer break 2 legs and add to the bowl, and chuck in a cup of dried fruit pick fruit off floor mix on the turner if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriber. sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. next sift 2cups of salt or something, who gives a shit. check the vodka. now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. add 1table add a spoon of sugar or some fink, what ever you can find greash the oven and piss in the fridge. turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. don't forget to beat off the turner, finally throw the bowl through the window,finish the vodka, kick the cat fall into bed . Cherry mistmas
* 2 cups flour * 1 stick butter * 1 cup of water * 1 tsp baking soda * 1 cup of sugar * 1 tsp salt * 1 cup of brown sugar * Lemon juice * 4 large eggs * Nuts * 2 bottle wine * 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat. Go to Tesco and buy cake.