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Posted on Fri, Jul 20, 2007 08:16

JOKE OF THE DAY !!!!!


Larry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had ? 2.00 between them.

Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea."

He went to the butcher shop next door and came out with one large sausage.

Scott said, "Are you crazy? Now we don?t have any money left at all".

Larry replied, "Don?t worry just follow me".

They went into a pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels.

Scott said, "Now you have lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven?t any money to pay for this!"

Larry replied with a smile, "Don?t worry I have a plan. Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.

Larry said "Ok, I?ll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get down on your knees and put it in your mouth."

Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk - all for free.

At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Larry - I don?t think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"

LARRY SAID, "HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL? I LOST THE SAUSAGE AT THE THIRD BAR!"



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Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2009 05:10

lIKE IT..



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Posted on Mon, Jan 12, 2009 01:23

Quoting ceejay:

you are sick

hey sexxy sweetie - would love to talk w/you



His only post, and its to say "You Are Sick" ???

Begs the question.....

"WHY BOTHER...."



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Posted on Tue, Jul 08, 2008 14:45

you are sick

hey sexxy sweetie - would love to talk w/you



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Posted on Fri, Jan 11, 2008 14:52

lol....lol lol lol lol.....that
s all I have to say...lol



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Posted on Wed, Aug 01, 2007 09:23

LOL. I like this kinds of jokes



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