Boston anyone? You see, that's where I am, so you need to move there. Get out of Timbuctoo.
If you are a tall heavy woman within driving distance, meeting me might be feasible, but if you are on the west coast, Europe, or Antarctica, that would be a deal breaker. I also don't relish the idea of swimming to Baffin Island.
You probably don't realize that before Mickey Mouse married Minnie Mouse, he had ANOTHER girlfriend, and that would be none other than Maxie Mouse, short for Maxine The Mouse. Now Maxie Mouse was a BBW mouse, and Minnie Mouse was a short, cute little dainty mouse who was named after the former Cleveland Indians baseball star Minnie Minoso. Of course, Mickey Mouse was named after the former New York Yankees star Mickey Mantle. Now, Mickey Mouse ultimately decided to dump Maxie Mouse so that he could marry Minnie Mouse, and I bet you don't realize why Mickey Mouse finally dumped Maxie Mouse. Mickey Mouse dumped Maxie Mouse because Mickey Mouse discovered that Maxie Mouse was actually a rat.