Well girls, we've all been on the receiving end of it, been there, got the t-shirt and matching baseball cap. As it's happened yet again (yawn), I thought we'd do a POLITE A to Z word game dedicated to those verbally challenged people who suffer from amnesia....(yes, you know who you are)
So starting with A:
Ar**hole......You're meant to sit on it not speak through it.
"No, no, no - I didn't say I was going out with Richard, it was Robert......
.... who, as you rightly point out, then had to take the wife to the theatre, so I ended up going with Bill .... no not THAT Bill, another Bill ... I don't think you know him ...." just keep digging, that hole's getting big enough to bury you in!