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Posted on Sat, Aug 19, 2006 01:24

The Pirate



A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't
seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."



"What do you mean?" said the pirate. "I feel fine."



"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."



"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but
I'm fine now."



"OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"



"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."



"What about that eye patch?"



"Oh, one day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I
looked up and one of them shit in my eye."



"You're kidding," said the bartender." You couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."



"It was my first day with the hook ."



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Posted on Wed, Sep 12, 2007 14:44

Very good.



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Posted on Tue, Sep 26, 2006 10:07

LOL good one



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Posted on Fri, Sep 01, 2006 14:45

too funny!



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