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Posted on Tue, Mar 21, 2006 09:16

DAMN - so nobody got the date? LOL



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Posted on Thu, Mar 16, 2006 08:02

Well, we'll all miss ya on here Sharpy...best of luck to you, and I hope you find what your are looking for!

P.S. Diets??? Me??? lol Haven't used that word in years...

  


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Posted on Wed, Mar 15, 2006 06:42

Just poppin' in to see how the competition is going.

Sharpy - - if a US lady wins, who's crossing the Atlantic??

Just curious.......


I've been wanting to come over and meet up with JacktheLass. Can we make it a threesome?? The date, of course...


P.S. Yes, I know it
doesn't rhyme!!! LOL

  


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Posted on Mon, Mar 13, 2006 03:56

Sharpe, I would like to put in a bid LOL



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Posted on Sun, Mar 12, 2006 09:14

Ok, that was a decent answer, but the original question still remains. It is clear that you think you are the best road to take, and you very well could be, but so far in this post I have not seen you tell anyone why. I do have to say that I think you are interesting but that is based on only a few lymerics. And I want you to know that I am in no way trying to be nasty (like certain other women here) I am just curious about the man who is offering himself on a silver platter.

  


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Posted on Sun, Mar 12, 2006 08:07

Lol-Reminds me about a joke I heard:

A nun was soaking in the bath when she heard a knock on the door. "Who is it?" she called, "It's only the blind man" came the reply.
The nun thought ah well it's ok to let him in cos he's blind so she opened the door.
The man walked in and said "Nice ti*ts lady, now where do you want these blinds?"

lol-the old one's are the best!

Kaz

  


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Posted on Sat, Mar 11, 2006 18:19

Veni Dearest, the lips were delightful....were they yours? I guess they were yanked? WHOT THE HELL! IF they were your lips, if they were someone elses maybe you had to pay a royalty. ...well...if some fellow in jail had that picture I guess they would be certified 'stroke' material. I DON'T mean a cerebral infarction either. (!)



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Posted on Sat, Mar 11, 2006 18:14

Hey Sharpe! WHOT THE HELL? I appreciate that you returned the lips to the site since VeniVini yanked them in favor of the last living retired BEEFEATER in Wal-mart skivees. The color is a little garish but I do appreciate the solidarity.



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Posted on Sat, Mar 11, 2006 15:06

You know Sharpy, something just occurred to me. You are asking all these women to compete for a date with you, but just out of curiosity, what makes you so special that all these women should WANT a date with you???

  


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Posted on Sat, Mar 11, 2006 13:08

VeniVici; sorry to inform you that the "under wear" great grand pop is wearing are cheap plastic. NOT RUBBER; he ain't prepared!



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Posted on Sat, Mar 11, 2006 03:13

VeniVici That was really nasty!

I know she has made some unkind remarks but there's no need for that. You don't even know the woman so how can you possibly make statements like that about her?

This is supposed to be a bit of FUN so for goodness sake put your claws away before you have all the men on here thanking god they are single!

Karen

Karen

  


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Posted on Fri, Mar 10, 2006 16:30

VeniVici posted an extra photo of lips. What luscious, inviting, slightly parted juicy wet lips. I could fall madly in lips with you.
Please, if you are going to post something let us fellows, bi and gay women know so we may wear our rubber underwear.



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Posted on Fri, Mar 10, 2006 16:01

Aww.....Come On ..
Its a fun post, was meant to raise a smile or two....

  


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Posted on Fri, Mar 10, 2006 07:07

ssbbwgal write:
jctngirl write:
So Sharpe-

Your deadline of March 6 has passed. So what lucky lady won your date?

Or did a GAY AMERICAN man on VIAGRA win this date? Please do tell, I am very interested in knowing.

As a matter of fact I did have an email from a gay trucker who wanted to exchange loads!



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Posted on Fri, Mar 10, 2006 02:21

A date with the Sharpe guy sounds great,
I'm quite sure he would make a good mate,
I do hope he picks me,
and gives me the green light,
but he's got no chance if it's my bingo night!

But Bristol's a long way
Too far to drive back,
And when we'd scoffed our nice dinner,
we'd be ready to hit the sack!

You could come back to my place,
And I'd go to bed,
And for a small fee,
I'd let you sleep in my shed!

Kazza (Not a poet but I've really enjoyed this post-it was fun!)

  


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Posted on Thu, Mar 09, 2006 23:39

My favorite chat up line was said to a mate of mine and it tickled me for ages!

We were in town shopping and we bumped into a fella I know. As we stood chatting to him he suddenly said to her "What are you doing tonight"?
My mate (who's dead vain) stood batting her eyelashes and tossing her hair and replied "nothing".
"Good" he said-cos your hair needs washing!

Cruel eh?

Kaz

P.S I'm not innit to winnit-Only a date with Steven Segal would make me want to travel that far!

  


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Posted on Thu, Mar 09, 2006 17:32

jctngirl write:
So Sharpe-

Your deadline of March 6 has passed. So what lucky lady won your date?

March 06 meant March 2006 sorry but there's still another 21 days to go.



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Posted on Wed, Mar 08, 2006 18:09

So Sharpe-

Your deadline of March 6 has passed. So what lucky lady won your date?



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Posted on Wed, Mar 08, 2006 14:05

BBWsolitaire write:
Erm... Your clothes would look good on my bedroom floor? : S

Now I know what is meant by 'getting a natural high'



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Posted on Tue, Mar 07, 2006 21:14

Wow ssbbwgal, are you always this hard to impress or did old sharpy here do something to offend you? As for me, I think his rhyming abilities alone are at least impressive enough to suffer through a free dinner with him. My guess is though, that the lucky winner won't be suffering all that much.

  


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