Ok, that was a decent answer, but the original question still remains. It is clear that you think you are the best road to take, and you very well could be, but so far in this post I have not seen you tell anyone why. I do have to say that I think you are interesting but that is based on only a few lymerics. And I want you to know that I am in no way trying to be nasty (like certain other women here) I am just curious about the man who is offering himself on a silver platter.
A nun was soaking in the bath when she heard a knock on the door. "Who is it?" she called, "It's only the blind man" came the reply.
The nun thought ah well it's ok to let him in cos he's blind so she opened the door.
The man walked in and said "Nice ti*ts lady, now where do you want these blinds?"
Veni Dearest, the lips were delightful....were they yours? I guess they were yanked? WHOT THE HELL! IF they were your lips, if they were someone elses maybe you had to pay a royalty. ...well...if some fellow in jail had that picture I guess they would be certified 'stroke' material. I DON'T mean a cerebral infarction either. (!)
Hey Sharpe! WHOT THE HELL? I appreciate that you returned the lips to the site since VeniVini yanked them in favor of the last living retired BEEFEATER in Wal-mart skivees. The color is a little garish but I do appreciate the solidarity.
You know Sharpy, something just occurred to me. You are asking all these women to compete for a date with you, but just out of curiosity, what makes you so special that all these women should WANT a date with you???
VeniVici posted an extra photo of lips. What luscious, inviting, slightly parted juicy wet lips. I could fall madly in lips with you.
Please, if you are going to post something let us fellows, bi and gay women know so we may wear our rubber underwear.
My favorite chat up line was said to a mate of mine and it tickled me for ages!
We were in town shopping and we bumped into a fella I know. As we stood chatting to him he suddenly said to her "What are you doing tonight"?
My mate (who's dead vain) stood batting her eyelashes and tossing her hair and replied "nothing".
"Good" he said-cos your hair needs washing!
P.S I'm not innit to winnit-Only a date with Steven Segal would make me want to travel that far!
Wow ssbbwgal, are you always this hard to impress or did old sharpy here do something to offend you? As for me, I think his rhyming abilities alone are at least impressive enough to suffer through a free dinner with him. My guess is though, that the lucky winner won't be suffering all that much.