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Posted on Tue, Feb 28, 2006 22:34

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge bo*bs who owns a liquor store and a corporate box at Telstra Stadium
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*te.

  


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Posted on Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:22

Rockchickbbw write:
FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge bo*bs who owns a liquor store and a corporate box at Telstra Stadium
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*te.



So TRUE!!!! LOL great poem:)



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Posted on Sat, Mar 18, 2006 13:59

I like that and it rings so true.



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Posted on Sat, Mar 04, 2006 18:54

Good 1!!!!!! Great 4 U!

smile.



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Posted on Wed, Mar 01, 2006 15:38

Made me giggle!!!!!!!!!!!

  


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