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Posted on Sun, Nov 27, 2005 11:38

***I admit it, I swiped this off another site, but it was just too good not to share!!!***

This only takes a minute. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
>> > > Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>> > > Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box when you post.
> Copy and forward to friends and family and co-workers.
..... And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzard sniffer.

Ready............here we go..............

>> > > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
>> >name:
>> > > a = snickle
>> > > b = doombah
>> > > c = goober
>> > > d = cheesey
>> > > e = crusty
>> > > f = greasy
>> > > g = dumbo
>> > > h = farcus
>> > > i = dorky
>> > > j = doofus
>> > > k = funky
>> > > l = b o o bie
>> > > m = sleezy
>> > > n = sloopy
>> > > o = fluffy
>> > > p = stinky
>> > > q = slimy
>> > > r = dorfus
>> > > s = snooty
>> > > t = tootsie
>> > > u = dipsy
>> > > v = sneezy
>> > > w = liver
>> > > x = skippy
>> > > y = dinky
>> > > z = zippy
>> > >
>> > > Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half
> of
>> > > your new last name:
>> > > a = dippin
>> > > b = feather
>> > > c = giggle
>> > > d = burger
>> > > e = chicken
>> > > f = barffy
>> > > g = lizard
>> > > h = waffle
>> > > i = farkle
>> > > j = monkey
>> > > k = flippin
>> > > l = fricken
>> > > m = bubble
>> > > n = rhino
>> > > o = potty
>> > > p = hamster
>> > > q = buckle
>> > > r = gizzard
>> > > s = lickin
>> > > t = snickle
>> > > u = chuckle
>> > > v = pickle
>> > > w = hubble
>> > > x = dingle
>> > > y = gorilla
>> > > z = girdle
>> > >
>> > > Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
>> > > of
>> > > your
>> > > new last name:
>> > > a = b u t t
>> > > b = b o o b
>> > > c = face
>> > > d = nose
>> > > e = hump
>> > > f = breath
>> > > g = pants
>> > > h = shorts
>> > > i = lips
>> > > j = honker
>> > > k = head
>> > > l = tush
>> > > m = chunks
>> > > n = dunkin
>> > > o = brains
>> > > p = biscuits
>> > > q = toes
>> > > r = doodle
>> > > s = fanny
>> > > t = sniffer
>> > > u = sprinkles
>> > > v = frack
>> > > w = squirt
>> > > x = humperdinck
>> > > y = hiney
>> > > z = juice
>> > >
>> > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.


if you dont have a middle name dont worry just go with the first 2

Have fun with this one!!!
Signed, Sloopy Chickenbutt

  


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Posted on Sat, Nov 04, 2006 10:56

Hi everyone i'm dorfus bubble chunks....yuck!



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Posted on Tue, Oct 17, 2006 09:44

I'm Doombah Potty Hump lol



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Posted on Mon, Oct 16, 2006 13:42

Oh, my. What a riot.

Signed,

Fluffy Dippenhump



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Posted on Sat, Oct 07, 2006 23:49

That is great! My new name is Boobie Dippen-Dunkin. If only everyone in life had such entertaining names it would make introducing each other a great ice breaker!



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Posted on Sat, Oct 07, 2006 22:41

Boobie Gizzard Brains!?!



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Posted on Sat, Oct 07, 2006 16:59

Oh, mine's not too bad....Fluffy Dippindunkin.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 11, 2006 17:56

i don't know which is worse i do it with my maiden name and it is dorfuss dippinlips and with my married name it is dorfus dippintush

  


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Posted on Sun, Jun 11, 2006 08:45

Snickle Dippin biscuits.......Terrible just Terrible...BB Jeanie

  


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Posted on Thu, Jun 01, 2006 07:25

Tootsie Chickendoodle....I dunno I think I like my super villian name better that one was Buttercup Bananachunks Has more of a ring to it. I might even use it when I start my mutant spork army...stay tuned



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Posted on Wed, May 31, 2006 11:06

Name: Goober Dippin Dunkin

Grouse! Yuck! Can I have a redo?...



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Posted on Tue, Apr 04, 2006 23:47

I got Dorfus Pottydoodle?

What kinda name is THAT? lol My new last name sounds like something boys do to new snow!



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Posted on Tue, Apr 04, 2006 15:38

Ok this was a good one my new name is Dorky chickentush......after all these years it is finally confirmed I am a Dork

  


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Posted on Tue, Apr 04, 2006 07:54

Sloopy Farkle Tush?

Yegads!



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Posted on Mon, Apr 03, 2006 14:36

hey if i done this right my name is snooty hubblelips that is so not a good name for me lolol

  


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Posted on Mon, Feb 20, 2006 18:10

Hey layla, dont feel bad, I'm sleezy gorillaboob.
My fiance is sloopy dippinbutt, any relation jackthelass?



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Posted on Sat, Feb 18, 2006 15:55

I love this topic!! Got some really good laughs! Lindajay...like the one about taking the name of your first pet and street to find your drag name!

Southern love from...
Sleezy Frickendunkin
Frisky Piedmont would be my drag name though it sounds more like a pornstar name as well! LOL

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Posted on Sat, Feb 18, 2006 10:44

VelvetySmooth write:
Fluffy Sprinkles saying hello.


LMAO!!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Feb 03, 2006 22:41

Oh my gosh!!! this is sooo funnny!
So I am now a crusty rhino hump.
I definately got the hump, don't think its crusty yet though. Ha haha
I did my sons and he didnot like it. It is...... funky potty hump. How funny is that????

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 31, 2006 06:49

An excellent post!!!

Lots of love - Sloopy Dippinfanny.

I did the 'drag name' one where you use the name of your first pet and the name of the first road/street you live in that would be your drag name - mine was Sunshine Castle.......i dunno about drag but that would be a damn good porn name!!



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