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If this is true its BRILLIANT !!
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Posted on Thu, Oct 20, 2005 00:42

You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about a recent Greek
wedding that took place in Astoria, NY. It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 600 guests...


At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from Greece, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.


As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was
his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each
manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his new bride having s3x with the best
man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here. You people could stay here and celebrate with that PUTANA."


He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.


His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $92,000 for a 600
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 600 friends and family members. This guy
has balls the size of church bells.


Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" Commercial out of this ?

Let's give it a try...

---Elegant wedding reception for 600 family members and

friends.........$92,000.

---Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$4,000.


---Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations on Mykonos Island....$8,500.


---The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the

bride and the best man having sex..........Priceless!



There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's

MASTERCARD
You gotta love this guy! This is a true story about a recent Greek
wedding that took place in Astoria, NY. It was in the local newspaper
and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 600 guests...


At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from Greece, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.


As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was
his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each
manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his new bride having s3x with the best
man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here. You people could stay here and celebrate with that PUTANA."


He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.


His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $92,000 for a 600
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best
man's reputations in front of 600 friends and family members. This guy
has balls the size of church bells.


Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" Commercial out of this ?

Let's give it a try...

---Elegant wedding reception for 600 family members and

friends.........$92,000.

---Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$4,000.


---Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations on Mykonos Island....$8,500.


---The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the

bride and the best man having sex..........Priceless!



There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's

MASTERCARD

  


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Posted on Thu, Oct 20, 2005 12:48

in some way... that is one of the funniest things i have ever heard

priceless, indeed
in some way... that is one of the funniest things i have ever heard

priceless, indeed



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Posted on Thu, Oct 20, 2005 09:22

Terrif! Love it!
Terrif! Love it!

  


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Posted on Thu, Oct 20, 2005 08:48

That is funny. Sad but funny. Revenge at its best.
That is funny. Sad but funny. Revenge at its best.

  


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Posted on Thu, Oct 20, 2005 01:32

HAHA ROTFLMAO OMG that's just BRILLIANT!!!!!
HAHA ROTFLMAO OMG that's just BRILLIANT!!!!!



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