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Posted on Fri, Aug 26, 2005 03:48

But kinda funny - some are hard enough to say sober !! lol

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 29, 2005 13:46


Rockchickbbw write:
But kinda funny - some are hard enough to say sober !! lol

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk:

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate



I cant say these when I'm sober! hehe

  


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Posted on Sat, Aug 27, 2005 17:10

How very cute. And true...

  


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Posted on Fri, Aug 26, 2005 12:56

It's funny because it's true.

  


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Posted on Fri, Aug 26, 2005 12:18

Rockchick, those were hilarious. And so dead on too. Keep it up. Kristi



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