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  • View author's info Author Posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 09:42 AM


    While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
    "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."

    He addressed the men, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

    Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
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  • View author's info Posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 02:26 PM

    How hilarious!! Wonderful. I don't have any to share as of yet. But I will post when I do.
  • View author's info Posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 10:34 AM

    These are really corny, but cute. Hope you at least smile a little! :-)

    Women's Revenge

    "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

    "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

    "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
  • View author's info Posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 09:48 AM


    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

    "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
  • View author's info Posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 09:46 AM


    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

    He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

    ( I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton! )
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