Well Jack, I want to thank you for that one. I have not laughed that much and that hard in a long time. I as still laughing while trying to type this. It was great, keep it up. I love your sense of humor.
Well, the sad fact is that was a bit depressing...........nah....only the bit about laying on the chest. I can't even remember how long that has been for me. Maintenance is good - - don't get me wrong, but at times I miss true intimacy.