Boy FACTS / Girl FACTS Romance

  • View author's info Author posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 00:41


    When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you

    When a guy is not arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong

    When a guy looks at you with eyes full of
    questions,
    he expects you to leave him soon

    When a guy says "I'm Fine after a few minutes",
    he means it

    when a guy stares at you,
    he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the
    world

    when you're laying your head on a guys chest
    he has the world

    when a guy calls you everyday
    he is in love

    when a (good) guy say he loves you
    he means it

    when a guy says he cant live without you
    he's with you till you're done

    when a guy says i miss you
    he misses you more than you could have ever
    miss him or anything else


    GIRL FACTS

    When a girl is quiet,
    Millions of things are running in her mind.

    When a girl is not arguing,
    She is thinking deeply.

    When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
    questions,
    She is wondering how long you will be
    around.

    When a girl answers "I'm fine" after a
    few seconds,
    She is not at all fine.

    When a girl stares at you,
    She is wondering why you are lying.

    When a girl lays on your chest,
    She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

    When a girl calls you everyday,
    She is seeking for your attention.

    When a girl wants to see you everyday,
    She wants to be pampered.

    When a girl says "I love you",
    She means it.

    When a girl says that she can't live
    without you,
    She has made up her mind that you are
    her future.

    When a girl says "I miss you",
    No one in this world can miss you more
    than that
  • 19Comments

  • View author's info posted on Aug 16, 2005 at 07:54


    I'm still laughing at the thought of LASS rowing MCMADD across the Atlantic....HARDY HAR HAR ! !
  • View author's info posted on Aug 14, 2005 at 23:25


    Aphrodite I LOVE IT !!!! very clever ,

    Mr GW, I have to straighten something out here ... I didnt write that Facts thingy, I just thought I was a nice fantasy for us ladies ... I am not looking for love, cause disaster usually follows after the "love" comes, I am usually happiest when I am single, I am by all means not needy, I am very self sufficient and dont need a man for anything .... and I am loved by many a person , I am not lonely, nor will I ever be :) so I am sorry if thats the message this post sent, but I am none of what you wrote, thanks for your concern tho :)

    Its nice to see everyone picking the sh1t out of this post anyways .... go for it !!! ;) I really need to shut up sometimes, I get so mis-understood
  • View author's info posted on Aug 13, 2005 at 17:57


    Hmmmmmmmm Rock and Jack..... all I can say if VERRRRRRY interesting..... lol.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 13, 2005 at 16:27


    Hey Jack, whats it mean when a guy says I'll call ya?
  • View author's info posted on Aug 13, 2005 at 15:31


    Hi Everyone, this is my first visit to the forums.

    Great post, Rock. Even greater reply, Jack. I'm still laughing.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 13, 2005 at 15:24


    Well Jack, I want to thank you for that one. I have not laughed that much and that hard in a long time. I as still laughing while trying to type this. It was great, keep it up. I love your sense of humor.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 13, 2005 at 09:18


    Diva ma wee forida cutie,
    I'd swim the lantic for ya, but you know lass would jump on and use me as a raft, lol
  • View author's info posted on Aug 13, 2005 at 06:02


    LMAO @ MCMADD - - that was fantastic! I needed that laugh! ! Too bad there's a small thing called THE ATLANTIC between us ! ! ! !
  • View author's info posted on Aug 12, 2005 at 21:36


    Rockchick et al, that is quite interesting. What I've never understood is why are beautiful women like yourself so very (seemingly) paranoid? Just try to look at things from a mans point of view. A woman, no matter how beautiful, who is constantly self-depreciating is NOT going to form a long-term relationship. I don't mean to hurt you or anything but just consider this; would you want to have a Mate who is worries about whether or not you're going to disappear? Not many men are likely to want that kind of strain on their relationship. Plus, how could you possibly endure the strain of uncertantity and still think you're in Love? The best advice that I could offer to women would be to stop LOOKING for Love; doing that is like looking for your kitten in a large house. The more you walk around, look in every room, check-out every possible place; is just going to scare that kitten away. But when you resume your everyday routine is usually when you understand that the Kitten was always there but you were too busy looking for it and didn't recognise it or even scared it off with your clodding. I know that is a very crude anology but I do hope that it does shed some light on a possiblesolution to your consernation.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 12, 2005 at 16:43


    Oh MY hahahahahahahaha...oh MY...hahaha...snicker snicker....and I can't believe this....Jack, My sides are hurting....and I am a girl...guess the brothers of mine broke my sense of female humor..'

    and RC...I agree...the fantasy...oh yes dear...but oh what a nice one....
  • View author's info posted on Aug 12, 2005 at 13:47


    LMAO!!! Too funny Jack! You nailed, that's for sure!

    The one about missing him reminded me of what former congressman Richard Armey said about former pres. Clinton's little indiscretion: "If I did that the last thing I would ever remember would be my wife standing over me as I lay in a pool of blood saying 'How do I reload this thing?' "

    Weird, I couldn't put down his nickname (variation on Richard), which is what he goes by. Hey, LF, context is everything you know.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 12, 2005 at 03:42


    LMAO !!!!

    That was funny jack, did you make that up yourself ....??? if u did thats way cool, great imagination, and I have to say, mine may be more a fantasy, and maybe yours is a little more of a reality .... sad but true !!
  • View author's info posted on Aug 12, 2005 at 03:12


    Scoot,
    I'll take that as a compliment, Always wanted to be a family man, bada bing..
  • View author's info posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 19:57


    Jack, that is the New Yorker version of rock's... LOL
  • View author's info posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 19:52



    Rockchickbbw write:

    when a guy stares at you,
    he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world

    when you're laying your head on a guys chest
    he has the world

    GIRL FACTS

    When a girl lays on your chest,
    She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

    When a girl calls you everyday,
    She is seeking for your attention.

    When a girl says "I love you",
    She means it.

    When a girl says that she can't live
    without you,
    She has made up her mind that you are
    her future.

    When a girl says "I miss you",
    No one in this world can miss you more
    than that



    Rock.. you just rocked me....
  • View author's info posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 19:52


    Hey rock that was sweet, but if you don't mind, heres a guys take on them.

    When a guy is quiet,
    He's scared

    When a guy is not arguing,
    He's plotting an escape

    When a guy looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    he's thinking, your not really going out dressed like that?

    When a guy says "I'm Fine after a few minutes",
    he means he doesn't want second helpings of your moms pie.

    when a guy stares at you,
    he thinks you're an idiot because you don't understand soccer

    when you're laying your head on a guys chest
    he thinks yo've maxed his credit card again

    when a guy calls you everyday
    he is up to something

    when a (good) guy say he loves you
    he's about to climax

    when a guy says he cant live without you
    he's hopeless with a washing machine

    when a guy says i miss you
    he can't find clean socks

    GIRL FACTS

    When a girl is quiet,
    Run.

    When a girl is not arguing,
    Run faster

    When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    oh sh*t, dig a hole dude.

    When a girl answers "I'm fine" after a
    few seconds,
    hide all the knives

    When a girl stares at you,
    she knows you are lying.

    When a girl lays on your chest,
    She has taken you to the cleaners.

    When a girl calls you everyday,
    She is checking up on you.

    When a girl wants to see you everyday,
    She wants the ceiling painting

    When a girl says "I love you",
    it's frightening.

    When a girl says that she can't live
    without you,
    She means break my heart and your a deadman

    When a girl says "I miss you",
    what she actually said was I missed you, thats why there is a bullet hole in the wall by your head.

    ok its only a bit of fun, don't all put a contract out on me.. lol
    xxxx
    Jack
  • View author's info posted on Aug 11, 2005 at 03:55


    Sure goddess go for it
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 07:49


    Very insightful, Rockchick!!
    Thanks for sharing.. do u mind if I save it for future reference?
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2005 at 02:08


    Well, the sad fact is that was a bit depressing...........nah....only the bit about laying on the chest. I can't even remember how long that has been for me. Maintenance is good - - don't get me wrong, but at times I miss true intimacy.
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