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Posted on Tue, Aug 16, 2005 07:54

I'm still laughing at the thought of LASS rowing MCMADD across the Atlantic....HARDY HAR HAR ! !

  


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Posted on Sat, Aug 13, 2005 16:27

Hey Jack, whats it mean when a guy says I'll call ya?



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Posted on Sat, Aug 13, 2005 15:31

Hi Everyone, this is my first visit to the forums.

Great post, Rock. Even greater reply, Jack. I'm still laughing.



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Posted on Sat, Aug 13, 2005 15:24

Well Jack, I want to thank you for that one. I have not laughed that much and that hard in a long time. I as still laughing while trying to type this. It was great, keep it up. I love your sense of humor.



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Posted on Sat, Aug 13, 2005 09:18

Diva ma wee forida cutie,
I'd swim the lantic for ya, but you know lass would jump on and use me as a raft, lol



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Posted on Sat, Aug 13, 2005 06:02

LMAO @ MCMADD - - that was fantastic! I needed that laugh! ! Too bad there's a small thing called THE ATLANTIC between us ! ! ! !

  


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Posted on Fri, Aug 12, 2005 03:12

Scoot,
I'll take that as a compliment, Always wanted to be a family man, bada bing..



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Posted on Thu, Aug 11, 2005 19:57

Jack, that is the New Yorker version of rock's... LOL



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Posted on Thu, Aug 11, 2005 19:52


Rockchickbbw write:

when a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world

when you're laying your head on a guys chest
he has the world

GIRL FACTS

When a girl lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.

When a girl says "I love you",
She means it.

When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her future.

When a girl says "I miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that



Rock.. you just rocked me....

  


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Posted on Thu, Aug 11, 2005 19:52

Hey rock that was sweet, but if you don't mind, heres a guys take on them.

When a guy is quiet,
He's scared

When a guy is not arguing,
He's plotting an escape

When a guy looks at you with eyes full of questions,
he's thinking, your not really going out dressed like that?

When a guy says "I'm Fine after a few minutes",
he means he doesn't want second helpings of your moms pie.

when a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're an idiot because you don't understand soccer

when you're laying your head on a guys chest
he thinks yo've maxed his credit card again

when a guy calls you everyday
he is up to something

when a (good) guy say he loves you
he's about to climax

when a guy says he cant live without you
he's hopeless with a washing machine

when a guy says i miss you
he can't find clean socks

GIRL FACTS

When a girl is quiet,
Run.

When a girl is not arguing,
Run faster

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
oh sh*t, dig a hole dude.

When a girl answers "I'm fine" after a
few seconds,
hide all the knives

When a girl stares at you,
she knows you are lying.

When a girl lays on your chest,
She has taken you to the cleaners.

When a girl calls you everyday,
She is checking up on you.

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
She wants the ceiling painting

When a girl says "I love you",
it's frightening.

When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
She means break my heart and your a deadman

When a girl says "I miss you",
what she actually said was I missed you, thats why there is a bullet hole in the wall by your head.

ok its only a bit of fun, don't all put a contract out on me.. lol
xxxx
Jack



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Posted on Tue, Aug 09, 2005 02:08

Well, the sad fact is that was a bit depressing...........nah....only the bit about laying on the chest. I can't even remember how long that has been for me. Maintenance is good - - don't get me wrong, but at times I miss true intimacy.



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