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Posted on Fri, Aug 05, 2005 21:27

wow. i started quite a commotion!


well guys and gals i took the plunge and bought one last week...


and it's been phenomenal.


that's all i'm going to say hahaha

  


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Posted on Fri, Aug 05, 2005 20:42


DrunkMonkey write:
Hee hee, I can just see fiff with that thing up to her ear walking around saying "Can you hear me now?"



'scuse me..gotta go..my VIBRATORS RINGING...HELLO? HEY..WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!!!



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Posted on Fri, Aug 05, 2005 15:19

Opgirl~
Do you know if anybody has been happy with the one that simulates a tongue?
.........just curious-LOL

Back a million years ago I saw one advertised in Cosmo Mag.

  


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Posted on Fri, Aug 05, 2005 12:04

OMG! You guys crack me up!!!! I am a rep and have been selling these toys at in home adult parties for two years now and I thought I heard it all! But after reading some of these I guess I havent! Here are some of the names of the ones I sell...

Pearl Butterfly
Ultra Twister
Funky Monkey
Eager Beaver (best seller)
Krypton Stick
Bullet

Actually I've been looking to expand my selling area, anyone SERIOUSLY intrested in making some extra cash and becoming a rep email me!!!!You can ask me about it there and I can give you the web site so you know it is legit! It's so fun, good money, good way to meet people! Make your own schedule...YEAAA!!!!!!

Do I sound like a total dork by just saying all that? oh well guess I am !

  


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Posted on Fri, Aug 05, 2005 04:06

I know if I was a women a vibe would be a must lets all be honest.Your a very beautiful women someone will come up shortly. Good luck.



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Posted on Thu, Aug 04, 2005 23:43

I read somewhere that vibrators where first used in therapy to calm hysterical/stressed women.
good call who ever thought that up.

PS- purple is my favorite color



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Posted on Thu, Aug 04, 2005 23:39

Well....IMHO, mother nature has supplied everyone--male & female with "stress relievers". No attachments needed. No settings to mess with and
..........no batteries needed.

  


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Posted on Thu, Aug 04, 2005 20:47

I heard this joke the other day...
"If you phone were a vibrator, how happy would you be to hear from your mother?" It seems like it might have been taken a little bit too literally, though. LoL

A Battery Opperated Boyfriend, or B.O.B. for short, is definitely important. The man gets the dog as a best friend and we get B.O.B. LoL A pretty good trade if you ask me.



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Posted on Thu, Aug 04, 2005 11:55

how much you wanna bet:
that these guys would like to know who owns the purple vibrator???
but then again, it could be faster from non-use and the others are more worn out
from constant use.
hhhuuuummmmm!!!!!
keep my motor running ,........
head out on the highway.............
LAMOJ !!!!!!LOL

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 03, 2005 21:30


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You know, I just had a vision of the Adult Toy Olympics. Picture it!

- Downhill Vibrator Slalom
- the Ben-wa ball throw
- The c0ck ring toss

Oh, I just can't go on ... hee hee hee



The c0ck ring toss? So THAT'S what happened to my diaphragm!!!!!



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Posted on Wed, Aug 03, 2005 20:04

You know, I just had a vision of the Adult Toy Olympics. Picture it!

- Downhill Vibrator Slalom
- the Ben-wa ball throw
- The c0ck ring toss

Oh, I just can't go on ... hee hee hee

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 03, 2005 19:40


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Hee hee, I can just see fiff with that thing up to her ear walking around saying "Can you hear me now?"



LOL.. talk about phone static!



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Posted on Wed, Aug 03, 2005 19:39


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I wonder if they have vibe races in Saskatchewan????



I don't know, but I have 10 bucks on the purple vibrator... i think is gonna win that race!

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 03, 2005 12:10

Hee hee, I can just see fiff with that thing up to her ear walking around saying "Can you hear me now?"

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 03, 2005 08:23

You women are quite a surprise! It's nice to see that people can and do lighten-up and discuss "things" (and, I don't mean "things"; I mean different stuff). This is why I like this site, there's always somthing to make surfing interesting..............



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Posted on Tue, Aug 02, 2005 11:52

ooohhh MAN !!! FIFFONFIFF:
SO FUNNY !!!!!
and it is true every woman needs a toy, with or with out a partner. helps relieve the stress. and I wonder if there is a prize for that vibator race. it would be fun to start one in the area. maybe we can all look into that????? i can see the headlines now ; Big girls into big buzzzzz!! LOL but really they sure do help take the pressure off when looking for dates so you don't make a mistake (oops slept with hime after only 3 dates and don't really like him) while dating. Just like in the movie "something about mary" the women can take the same advise. Any one know what i'm talking about??????

  


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Posted on Fri, Jul 29, 2005 19:41


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HEY! IT WAS DARK OKAY?




OH MY GOD!!! R O F L M A O!!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Jul 29, 2005 16:39


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Actually Spice: Every woman should have TWO vibrators. One for home and the other to uh..pass time?

Just don't mistake the cell phone that's on vibrate, for the actual vibrator! Not pretty!


HEY! IT WAS DARK OKAY?



Fif,

Thanks for that, and the picture ... I actually fell out of my chair laughing!

I wonder if they have vibe races in Saskatchewan????



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Posted on Wed, Jul 27, 2005 08:53

Some advice for your shopping. Don't get the fancy ones with the ticklers and the dual controls. The controls never work right. I saw on line the other day a brand called Fun Factory looked interesting.

  


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Posted on Wed, Jul 27, 2005 08:26

Food for thought.."why didn't I think of that"!

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