I'm from a small Okla town. Something that happened here actually made big time news... and David Letterman.
Did any of you here about the Judge that is on trial for using a pen^s pump while conducting a trial??
Yep, that's my fair city.... how embarrassing!!
By the way... he 'retired' early (I think he thought the charges would be dropped... they weren't). It's still going on... no decision yet, but according to the newspaper, the state seems to have some very solid evidence.
LMAO! I DID hear about that. How lucky for you to live so close to the "action" LOL
I'm from a small Okla town. Something that happened here actually made big time news... and David Letterman.
Did any of you here about the Judge that is on trial for using a pen^s pump while conducting a trial??
Yep, that's my fair city.... how embarrassing!!
By the way... he 'retired' early (I think he thought the charges would be dropped... they weren't). It's still going on... no decision yet, but according to the newspaper, the state seems to have some very solid evidence.
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jinley write: Shooting ice out of her "foo foo" ? LMFAO !!!!!!!
I learned the term "foo foo" from my ex hubby! LOL I thought it was sooo funny I kept using it. I could use: spicket! but I don't think it would have the same effect!
But wow, that woman has some serious talent .... scary, but talent nonetheless.
I read your posts about disposing of "Steven" and hoping the garbage man didn't open the shoe-box ... inspired me to do a little house-cleaning of my own. But it didn't go so well.
I decided to throw out a vibe that hadn't been working for months (I was too embarassed before, but your story gave me courage... I thought, what's the worst that could happen?).
So I wrap it up in a bunch of paper and put it in a plastic bag. THEN I put it in the garbage with my used kitty litter -- thinking no one would be digging through *that* bag. Then I seal the big bag up and put it near my front door to take down to the bin in the morning.
... but a couple of hours later, I'm trying to go to sleep and I keep hearing this weird buzzing noise. After about 15 minutes of trying to figure out where it was coming from, it hit me!
So there I was, 1 o'clock in the morning, trying to dig my miraculously revived vibe out of a bunch of cat litter, so I could rip out the batteries and make the darn BUZZZZZZZING stop!
And no, I didn't decide to keep it after all ... it went back in the garbage and I spent 10 minutes washing my hands ...
part of her act was to shoot ICE CUBES out of her foo-foo and into his drink glass!
Fif,
I have two questions:
1) did he drink his drink after that?
2) how good was her targeting (they censored the word a...i...m, can you believe it??)?
fifonfif write: OH COOL! I SAW A STRIPPER (took my ex hubby to a strip joint in San Francisco for our anniversary) and I booked a "private show" for him.
part of her act was to shoot ICE CUBES out of her foo-foo and into his drink glass!
Too cool!
I wonder if they do ballistic testing on that!
Wow, and I thought the one I saw that flipped a quarter using her ab muscles was talented!
SpiceIsNice write: I just thought of another good Adult Olympics sport: Ping Pong!
(I'm thinking of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert-style) lol
I didn't see that movie, Spice. Would you describe it, graphically, please?
Ummm, now I'm thinking I may have the wrong movie ... but I know that I saw *some* movie where a female exotic dancer was shooting ping-pong balls out of her, um, delicate area ... 'nuff said.
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