LOL....now THAT was soo funny even I can't respond to that! LOLOLOL....finally, someone stumped me...not schtupped...stumped!

i might be interested some tongue

Miss Fif, will please answer the door, it ain't Dominos. And I just know that your bits will be a perfect fit and size for my drill. Man, I feel like I'm on Blind Date.

And all this time I accused the kids of stealing the batteries to the romote.

Yeah...a "drill" should always be used by a pree-fessional! I'll tell you where to put the "bits"!

ENOUGH WITH PUSHING VIBRATORS, AND STOP GIGGLING. I AM HERE TO PUT AN END TO VIBRATORS BEING USED BY ONE PERSON. THEY ARE MECHANICAL DEVICES AND YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE A TRAINED PRO BY YOUR SIDE INCASE OF ACCIDENTS.

Depends on the guy DrunkMonkey.

Well I suppose you could beat a man with a vibrator but he wouldn't be inclined to be very nice after you left him all bloody and bruised.

Hey PRINCESSBELLA; I agree !!!!!
wholeheartedly and I am sure so would all the other participants of this topic that noting beats intimacy with that special someone. But in th mean time when you dont have a significant other (or extracuricular partner) babe ," Just keep on feelin those good vibrations,
good, good, good, goood vibrations"
even the beach boys agree with that!!!LOL

A girlfriend told me about this forum...man i'm glad i checked it out...i haven't laughed to hard in ages...hehehe

Listening to all these comments makes me wanna use my vibrator...lol
but for me...nothing beats a man ;)

Oh Fif,
Thats a good one and look at the promotional caption, I love it !!
connecting people. LOL
wouldn't I like to whip that out with my next partner and say ," i'd like a better connection between you and me so how about using this??" LOL puts a new perspective of getting a phone call right in the MIDDLE of love making HUH??????? You could honestly say that call was in the middle of ......something hot. when in proper use LOL
Wonder if instructions are given for proper use???????
Thats a toy that i'd keep ...on call duty.

By the way, the Tongue would go li ck li ck li ck - up and down as SLOOOOW as you want or as FAST as you want!

Yeeehaw!

OMG you guys are too funny! It's been a while since I've posted, but I used to sell the Tongue! I sold the heck out of that, but we change our line up so often that we no longer sell that one! But our newest one is the Infared Invader! The whole thing vibrates and it is red at the tip and GETS WARM!!!

WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I can identify with this one. I have a vibrator, but it stays in the draw. (I keep forgetting to buy battteries! LOL!)

I am suffering from intense skin hunger. I would love a massage. I find myself rubbing my shoulder like the people in Farenheit 451 where society had gotten to the point where no one was really intimate anymore. They had s@x, but no one paid any real attention to one another's needs. ( They watched TV all the time. No books)
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This is a very well, interesting topic lol

Like I have said. I am a Geek*see geek thread* Area of study well one of my personal favorites is female pleasure. I have never had a complaint. Well one once but thats another story. And I have to agree with you I have alot of knowledege on the subject and with great knowledge comes great potential :)

Aaron

Suggestions on vibrators are like asking a girl what shoes she likes. Most Women like many styles and types. Ditto on vibrators. Just remember when selecting.Ask yourself this is this the right model, Is this going to last me. Is this going to be to big!?!?! It is like picking the right car to fit in your garage. Ohh and if your not always the most turned on. Invest in a lubricant, it is fun even if you are already turned on. These are a guys views looking in. Spoon of sugar offerd to placate the angered masses *_*

Can't get along without mine. Get downright panicky if run out of batteries. LOL!!!

Oh that's just TOO damn funny!

aaaahhh...I have a the pic I was looking for....INTRODUCING..THE VIBRATOR PHONE...

Drunkie Monkie....Yes I can hear you!