When the sun dips down out of sight
And the faithful people say goodnight
Off in the distance, you might hear the sound
Of people slipping...sliding down.
It's an amusement park called Fun on the S(l)ide,
And there's not a single sign of 'you must be this tall to ride'.
The 'players' are here and they're all having fun
Let's check out the games and rides; I'll start out at one...
First there's the Horizontal Mambo behind the KFC stand
The best finger lickin' fun you can have with your hands!
There's the Love em & Leave em just inside the tent
And the best thing about it... it's just 25 cents.
There's the Mary-go-Round, and that's all that she does,
The shows one night only... she's not looking for love.
There's the Lil Sumpin Sumpin, where they used to sell cookies,
But now it's just homemade, fresh baked batches of nookie.
And last but not least... the theme ride of the park
The Something on the S(l)ide; and it glows in the dark.
You'll hear screams, you'll hear moans, and the occasional "Who's THIS in OUR bed!!??"
Well, that's the end of the tour and very much enough said.