This is something I added to a topic AGES ago ... but I thought I would get the ball rolling again with it, its a stoopid but fun method on how to work out your P@rn Star name ... so its the name of your FIRST PET and the FIRST STREET you lived on as a kid ... mine is MINI EMERALD ... there are gonna be some FUNNY ones amongst you I can tell !!

hi , mine would be

FLASH MEADOW

lol

Mine would be

Daisy Hayward

Not too bad, lol.

Well, I guess I would be Buttons Chabonel. Oh la la.

"King Fairview"

Well, I HAVE been called "the King" before...

(ok, who didn't see that one..um,...wow, the jokes are just writing themselves today, huh?)

Buster Colonial???? Makes no sense!

SANDY ALEXANDER

mine would be Bitsy Kransfelder

Candy Church--that's hilarious!

Mine is Goldie Independence. I had a trio of goldfish named Goldie, Susie, and Cindy (short for Cinderella).

mine would be evil madison! thats horrible

My first puppy-a mixed Cocker Spaniel, was actually named Cindy! I lived on Elm Drive. So my name-Cindy Elm!

Well, having a read through of all the answers i had a good laugh, mine actually sounds quite sedate in conparison.

My star name is ..... Tigger Quaker!!!

Keep up the funny posts!!

Cher

a-ha-ha-ha-ha

Well I?m Fluffy Ocean then
Loool
Makes you wonder isn?t it
;)

Suzy Burr

Candy Church...dang Toy Poodles...lol

HAHAHAHA!!!! I love this topic! Hilarious!!! Ok...mine would be:

Poodie Richardson...does that sound like a p@rn star name or what??? lol

I can see that ;-)

Bubbles Somerset

Snowball Lawson

Man it was fun reading through all these hilarious names! OK, mine sorta, almost sounds like a p@rn star...

Kelly Curtis :o)