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  • View author's info Author Posted on May 01, 2005 at 07:27 AM

    If you could change just ONE thing about the male and female "human" species... what would that be??????


    Male- They could use both left and right sides of their brain at once, like women.

    Female- They could pee standing up like men! (No more toilet seat problems)
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  • View author's info Posted on May 01, 2005 at 12:40 PM

    Steve... your simply wonderful *smile*

    Ocean... that was hilarious

    and I also agree with controlling the population. I think they should have a spay and neuter program for people. Not only will it help control the population, but would also help clean up the gene pool! LOL
  • View author's info Posted on May 01, 2005 at 12:33 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Laura, I'm sorry but that is SO funny! Talk about subtle, what were you guys, like 12? Still, it's a novel approach, mebbe worth a try... as for what I would change? I'd quarter the ability of the human species to procreate; if possible I'd take away the faility of humans to lie to themselves and believe it.
    heh heh m heh, she said "do it."
  • View author's info Posted on May 01, 2005 at 12:13 PM


    Don't you believe it....English guys WOULD do that!! You just seem to have the exception to the rule Hun. Lucky Girl.
    Shula x
  • View author's info Posted on May 01, 2005 at 11:52 AM

    Oh Steve i am so sorry if i offended anyone here i certainly didnt mean for that to happen. I do give you lots of credit for thinking with your brain. You sure seem like a man that is in tune to women, it would just be nice to meet some more like you. we all love you Steve
  • View author's info Posted on May 01, 2005 at 10:23 AM

    At least countrygrl gives us guys credit for thinking. I thank you for that. Now as for what I would change, who am I to question the manufacturer. He did the best with what he had. And if it hadn't been for a WOMAN we'ld all be in Eden eating apples and wearing the latest leaf from Old Navy. Honestly, (excuse me, I'm getting dizzy)I wouldn't know what to change because I like things the way they are.
  • View author's info Posted on May 01, 2005 at 09:45 AM

    Countrygirl, when I saw your comment, I couldn't help but share mine. I wish some men could understand the meaning of f.o.r.e.p.l.a.y... i.e. I once (this is the absolute truth!) had a guy I was dating go into the other room and come out with his erection in full view, paused a minute to let me get a good look and then said to me, "Now you saw it, lets do it!" Ok, AFTER I STOPPED LAUGHING, I asked him, ?What, exactly do you expect as a response to that? Do you think a woman will just rip off her clothes, drop to the floor naked with her legs open and wait?"

    Geez! That was a shocker! Now English guys would never do that. Most American women love their accents and would happily listen endlessly. I told my English guy that I could never argue with him because if he started some type of angry talk, I would just grin at him and tell him that I loved his voice regardless of what he was saying at the moment. LOL Ok, I admit to be crazy about those accents. But, I'd rather listen to English guys talk for hours than the above experience! And when they start whispering romantic stuff, it sounds more like poetry and it makes me quiver. Hmm, ok, that is probably more than you ladies needed to know, huh? ROFL
  • View author's info Posted on May 01, 2005 at 09:06 AM

    i wish they would think with the head on their shoulders instead of the one between their legs
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