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Posted on Tue, Feb 07, 2006 08:00

I think it'd take me a while before I could also just because of the psychological trauma. Yikes.



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Posted on Tue, Feb 07, 2006 01:57

Drunk Monky....

It hurt alright.

It hurt just to look at it.

He and I dated for while longer after that. But oddly, we never "got busy" ever again.

Big shocker.

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Posted on Mon, Feb 06, 2006 07:38

VeniVici write:
Well...this isn't my injury. But I was nontheless invovled...

ya see, I was doing the horizontal cha cha with my (then) guy, and he "missed" his target, smushed his mentionables into some solid part of me somehow, and snapped his manhood. It made a loud pop, I kid you not. The medical term for what happedend is called: "Penile Fracture". (Of course there are no bones to fracture)... but it is a real genital injury, and horrible, and an awful fright to behold. He doubled over, it was bent, and hung there slack and crooked and pitiful,and it started turning some terrible colors. Yes he saw a Dr. for it...but I must say it was pretty embarassing to admit that i broke a man's whatnots!


OMG that HAD to hurt!

  


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Posted on Sun, Feb 05, 2006 22:33

Well...this isn't my injury. But I was nontheless invovled...

ya see, I was doing the horizontal cha cha with my (then) guy, and he "missed" his target, smushed his mentionables into some solid part of me somehow, and snapped his manhood. It made a loud pop, I kid you not. The medical term for what happedend is called: "Penile Fracture". (Of course there are no bones to fracture)... but it is a real genital injury, and horrible, and an awful fright to behold. He doubled over, it was bent, and hung there slack and crooked and pitiful,and it started turning some terrible colors. Yes he saw a Dr. for it...but I must say it was pretty embarassing to admit that i broke a man's whatnots!

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Posted on Fri, Feb 03, 2006 22:25

Well when I was growing up I was considered very klutzy, My parents were afraid to take me to a lot of places with them because I was always falling or knocking over stuff. SO where do I begin?? the earliest I can remember that was serious was when my older sister decide to teach me how to ride a ten speed bike. I was about 8 years old and tall for my age. she took me up the street which was at an incline and we practiced about middle of the block till I got the hang of staying up on the thing. then she set me off down the street. but she forgot to tell me how to work the handle bar brakes. So I am going faster and faster down the hill and she's telling me how to stop but I am pushing backwards on the pedals which only go backwards in circles. I am scared and an intersection is coming up and the next street just continues down a hill. so then she yells at me to turn up our street and she thinks I guess I will head up the hill after the turn and she can run a and catch up with me. But I am going so fast I can't make the turn complete and I go straight into a telephone pole. And yes I flew over the handle bars and hit my head smack into the pole. I went unconscious and the neighbor carried me home. I was out for two days. I have horrible headaches to this day ever sense then, and I think it messed with my sense of smell. I am very sensitive to smells. And no I didn't go to the hospital, we were poor at that time and only went when it was a dire emergency. My parents grew up on a farm and that kind of thing was just minor to them. when I was 14 I was playing football in a muddy yard and was being tossed the ball and slipped a and fell right on my tail bone and broke it. I had to carry around a little donut pillow for 2 months during school to sit on. I really couldn't stand to sit for long though for months and months. I still have a very tender spot right there I can't stand to be touched. And no I didn't go to the hospital that time either. My parents took me to a chiropractor up the street that charged $25.00 and took ex-rays to see the broke tail bone. I fell once going down the bleachers in the school auditorium at an assembly, but I was tripped. I sprained both of my ankles.I got one ankle stuck in between the steps and landed on the other one and pulled my groin muscle at the same time. It hurt!! Then I was thrown off a horse once at my uncles farm and my foot got stuck in the stirrups and I was dragged about 75 feet and the horse ran the cows into a barbed wire fence with me being dragged behind. My uncles and male cousins thought it was funny. But I was knocked out when my head hit a rock and my ankle was sprained when it hit another rock. and my shoulder was dislocated too. Those are just a few .

  


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Posted on Thu, Feb 02, 2006 08:07

I used to date this gorgeous red head, 14 stone and proud of every ounce and not in the least bit reserved.
One afternoon we were getting all pasionate on the living room floor,she decides she's gonna hump my brains out and climbs on top......everything is great for a while untill I felt a small pain in my groin,nothing much, certainly not gonna stop! We conclude our activity , I go to stand up and..... ! it hurts, she had to call me a doctor, a very nasty groin strain, girls on top are strictly rationed now LOL.



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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 14:21

My dad used to brew home made wines and things, and we were out one day looking for sloes, to make sloe gin, and I was climbing over a barbed wire fence, and got scared by a cow...Barbed wire, one leg over and one not....IT SO HURT!!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 27, 2006 18:20

I threw my back out during sex one time. Little lame maybe but that's the best I've got. LOL!!



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Posted on Thu, Jan 26, 2006 05:41

I never really had a bad injury and I hope it stays that way..
But I did have a few minor accidents I try not to remember... lol
I'll make an exeption here. ;)

I was about 6 and lived in a house with older boys. Seeing they were taller, they could just "step" over the fence and I always wanted to do that too.
It was a picket fence, maybe 2 feet high..
Well, little me thinks "I can do that" and starts climbing over the fence.
One foot already on the ground again and then I got my ankle caught between two pickets.. I stood there like a ballerina with one leg on a bar and couldn't get my ankle out.
Daddy had to rescue me and I had a bruised ankle for about a week..

At age 9 I was in third grade and we had our gym lesson. We played a game were a few kids chased the rest of us before the actuall lesson started to warm up.
I'm running with a "catcher" behind me and look back over my shoulder to see were he's at. I turn my head back and see a boy coming up from the side looking back at the kid chasing him and -BAM- we ran into one another.. full impact. the back of his skull hit me right below the right eye. (Thank God, I didn't wear glasses yet at that time.)
I start crying, go to the restroom to cool it and can literally watch my eye turning black.
I looked like a panda and was so afraid my father would get mad at me.
Well, and what did he do when he saw me? He started laughing! He couldn't believe his little daughter really had a black eye. He even took pictures of it because he thought it was funny..

When I was 11 I fell on my nose infront of all my class mates and 2 other classes.
It was winter and I wanted to walk up a wooden ramp like a lot of other kids did, because the stairs were rather narrow (because of the ramp and as you know all kids want to go inside at the same time). The snow on the ramp was pressed to something close to ice but hey, the others could walk over it, why shouldn't I?
I put one foot on it and slipped. I fell straight forward on my nose. I was so startled I couldn't move and then I just felt warm blood running from my nose.

Other than that I had a horse standing on my toe not willing to move, I fell from a horse and it almost stepped on my arm, I jumped of a table and strained my ankle, I cut my ellbow on a water slide at the public pool, I broke my tail bone (do you call it that by humans too?)... just normal stuff, I guess...

lol... ok, I think that's enough...

Best wishes,

MorrigansTear



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 12:33

Ok, so it wasn't exactly a serious injury but I once pulled a muscle in my rear end during a rather frantic sexual session.

  


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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 12:19

Love the cow one- btw I didnt know cows were carnivores!!! pmsl



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 02:32

LMAO !!!! tooooo funny luvacuddle, thats hilarious ... lol

Well mine could have been totally unavoidable, but when I was about 11 , I saw a large Huntsman spider on the window , so instead of backing AWAY from the window my had went through it !! not sure what happened to the spider (which was as large as my hand) but I still got a scar to prove it.

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 23, 2006 18:53

I was 11, and mom and I were playing chase. She ran in the house and unthinkingly pushed the door closed behind her. I couldn't stop in time and went right through the glass pane, severing two nerves in my hand. Thank God for neurosurgeons. I can't play the piano well, but other than that I have full functioning!