oh boy, i've several quotes i prefer:

1. "See, you need to chat people up a bit more casual like, you know? "Hi, what's your name? How's life treating you? What's that you say? Minions from hell getting you down?" Doyle:Angel the series.

2. "your an interesting species, an interesting mix. your capable of such beautiful dreams and such horrible nightmares. you feel so lost, so cut off. so alone. only your not. see, in all our searching the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable is each other." Alien's comments from the movie Contact.

3."The hardest part of this world is living in it." Dawn:Buffy the Vampire Slayer: the Musical Episode "Once More With Felling"

there are more, but those are currently the ones i use on a regular basis.
oh..and "DEEP FRIED BACON!" my best freind and i went to a greasy spoon once, she had ordered a side of bacon, the lady came out with it and said " be careful it's hot i just got done deep frying it" my freind and my eyes met, and all thought came to a screeching halt as we both thought and said "deep fried bacon?" both thinking "as if it doesna have enough fat already ..they deep fry it?" so..whenever she and i run into something that just blows our minds and stops most cognitive brain functions, we both bust out with "DEEP FRIED BACON"!! accompanied by a screeching noise like a cars brakes being hit FAST and hard!! *ROTFL*

hmm...guess it's more funny seeing it happen than me 'splainin it.
*shrug* take care y'all!
Ciao

My fave:

"Never accept anything but the best and you'll very often get it!"

nice.

"Could be worse, could be raining"

I have one that i like alot. boards,, don't hit back! bruce lee.

"When all things fail, give it a break, go back to it later!"

Abraham Lincoln, in reviewing a book, once wrote, "Those who like this kind of thing will find this the kind of thing they like."

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once"
&
"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind"
-Albert Einstein

"The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"My mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general; if you become a monk, you'll end up as the pope.' Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso."
-Pablo Picasso

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
-Jack Handy

"If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored."
- ??????

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."
- ??????

I'm known for my persistence. So it's not at all surprising that one of my favorite quotes is:

"Never, never, never give up."
~Winston Churchill

Cancel my subscription, I don't need your issues.

This is definately me:

" next time, remember to STOP pushing the Q-tip when there's RESISTANCE!!!!"

I have several I like and that make me ponder alot...one is;

What doesn't kill us
Makes us stronger.....


The Almighty doesn't make junk, so,
I must be unique.....
and of course one of my many favorites;

Scr==w them if they don't like how you dance....just make sure you dance...t.p.

and when things go array....

well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into...(Laurel and Hardy...)hugs, S

Be who you are and say what you feel
because those who mind don't matter
and those that matter don't mind.
~doc Seuss

another that reflects me being me is:

To know virtue...we must first acquaint
ourselves with vice.
~De Sade

I have two as well.....
"Kick at the darkness until it bleeds daylight"...Bruce Cockburn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"...Adam from Mythbusters