1. "See, you need to chat people up a bit more casual like, you know? "Hi, what's your name? How's life treating you? What's that you say? Minions from hell getting you down?" Doyle:Angel the series.
2. "your an interesting species, an interesting mix. your capable of such beautiful dreams and such horrible nightmares. you feel so lost, so cut off. so alone. only your not. see, in all our searching the only thing we've found that makes the emptiness bearable is each other." Alien's comments from the movie Contact.
3."The hardest part of this world is living in it." Dawn:Buffy the Vampire Slayer: the Musical Episode "Once More With Felling"
there are more, but those are currently the ones i use on a regular basis.
oh..and "DEEP FRIED BACON!" my best freind and i went to a greasy spoon once, she had ordered a side of bacon, the lady came out with it and said " be careful it's hot i just got done deep frying it" my freind and my eyes met, and all thought came to a screeching halt as we both thought and said "deep fried bacon?" both thinking "as if it doesna have enough fat already ..they deep fry it?" so..whenever she and i run into something that just blows our minds and stops most cognitive brain functions, we both bust out with "DEEP FRIED BACON"!! accompanied by a screeching noise like a cars brakes being hit FAST and hard!! *ROTFL*
hmm...guess it's more funny seeing it happen than me 'splainin it.
*shrug* take care y'all!