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Posted on Wed, Aug 17, 2005 07:16

Thought on the Adult Olympics:

You know, using vibrators as batons could make the relay races a whole lot more interesting. Might end up with teams that never bother to finish the race.

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 17, 2005 06:18

My condolences Fif on the passing of your Mr Buzzy 'Steven'.
Just remember all the great times you had together, and all those special moments you shared!
C.C

  
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Posted on Tue, Aug 16, 2005 15:12

Ginsu knife?!! I bet opening the box would just make your garbageman VERY careful around your cans.



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Posted on Tue, Aug 16, 2005 11:09

Ummm...Bruce Almighty is no more! He died a horrible death by Ginsu Knife!

Hey, the child support payment didn't come in for the 3rd time and Bruce's name was changed to STEVEN!

Funeral services will be held in the nearest Foot Locker shoebox today.

Burial will be this afternoon at the nearest landfill.

Hope the garbageman doesn't open the box! LOL!



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Posted on Tue, Aug 16, 2005 08:07

hahaha i love everyone's responses!!!


i'm cracking up over here

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 15, 2005 14:27


Treasure05 write:
I'm partial to the green one, for proportion. Hey, who wants speed? But ick, the color. It looks like it was abandoned by a Martian. I mean, if Martians had what we've got. Oh never mind. Anyone else betting?

Fif, where'd you find the pic? And yes, it's disappointing that cells only vibrate for 8 seconds.
Spice...Nope, no vibrator races on the Prairies. More Adult Toy Olympics: the Downhill Lube Slide.



A buddy of mine emailed me the pic. I don't remember what like it had. I'll find out and let you know.



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Posted on Mon, Aug 15, 2005 03:11

Totally agree PhatGirl this is THE best Thread in the forum at the moment!!!
As for the Adult Olympics...
The Ben Wah Ball Shot Put????
C.C

  


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Posted on Sun, Aug 14, 2005 16:29

omg, that is great, thanks for sharing, and ummmm the fastest is not always the best.

  


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Posted on Sun, Aug 14, 2005 14:44


Treasure05 write:
Why the purple one, Scoot?


Cuz is biving its way to the finish line bzzz by bzzzz ... seems a bit eager... LOL



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Posted on Sun, Aug 14, 2005 12:59

Another reason for the vibe: It doesn't roll over and snore!!!!!!!!



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Posted on Sun, Aug 14, 2005 06:13

malpal, if i didn't have things to do tonight, i'd be taking you out to dinner! seriously, with a smile like that and a lighthearted attitude to match, i'm in amazement that you do not have a man. i for one am not exactly what you are looking for, but i am sure there are plently of guys that find you as attractive as i do. guys, don't be shy... a lady needs her night out!



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Posted on Sun, Aug 14, 2005 05:45


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Hee hee, I can just see fiff with that thing up to her ear walking around saying "Can you hear me now?"



That would explain the "Hang up and dial again" message from a certain body part, wouldn't it?



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Posted on Wed, Aug 10, 2005 12:20

I think I need to go shopping! I didn't even know I needed one! Thanks for the advice, gals!



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Posted on Tue, Aug 09, 2005 01:32

LOL! loved this thread and especially Drunkenmonkeys comments..had that vision with me all day lol

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 16:08

Shoot... I have a bag of toys...and lots of batteries (should've bought stock in Duracell)! I've even worn out a few bullets. You know you have it bad when you are running around the house at 2:30 AM to find a remote that takes AAA batteries or when your family buys you packs of batteries for christmas, birthdays... LOL!

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 14:41

Dear malpal,

I'm glad it worked out!! Indeed, no further comment is required...lol.

Now for the essential oils and lotions...

Regards and thanks for your openness.

Regards, John



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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 09:09

I went to an adult store with an ex once and my mind boggled at some of the toys on display, some of them were over a foot long!!!!!!

That'd be like trying to park a stretch limo in a regular parking space.....



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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 08:13

last time I actually bought A vibe for myself I called it the "JACKHAMMER" for those "special" reasons!

I also have another called "BRUCE ALMIGHTY" and he's my bestest friend!

In addition to the vibe races, there ARE vibrator/di*ldo puppet shows. Can't find the pic now, but I will post it when I do.



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Posted on Sun, Aug 07, 2005 06:51

You Go girl !!!!
advise from the pros, keep a cache of batteries around, ya nver know when it may quit on you , technical difficulties are a real mood killer.
OOOOHHHHH nNNOOOOOO NOT NNOOOOOWWWWWW!!!
just when it gets good leave ya hanging in the middle. kinda like you know who, see its almost the REAL thing. LOL
REMEMBER NOW ??????

  


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Posted on Sat, Aug 06, 2005 19:24


malpal write:
wow. i started quite a commotion!


well guys and gals i took the plunge and bought one last week...


and it's been phenomenal.


that's all i'm going to say hahaha



Woohoo, converted another one! Good for you, Malpal! I'm so proud....

  


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