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Posted on Sun, Sep 25, 2005 04:57

A girlfriend told me about this forum...man i'm glad i checked it out...i haven't laughed to hard in ages...hehehe

Listening to all these comments makes me wanna use my vibrator...lol
but for me...nothing beats a man ;)



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Posted on Tue, Sep 20, 2005 15:54

By the way, the Tongue would go li ck li ck li ck - up and down as SLOOOOW as you want or as FAST as you want!

Yeeehaw!



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Posted on Tue, Sep 20, 2005 15:52

OMG you guys are too funny! It's been a while since I've posted, but I used to sell the Tongue! I sold the heck out of that, but we change our line up so often that we no longer sell that one! But our newest one is the Infared Invader! The whole thing vibrates and it is red at the tip and GETS WARM!!!

WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  


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Posted on Tue, Sep 20, 2005 10:28

Well, I can identify with this one. I have a vibrator, but it stays in the draw. (I keep forgetting to buy battteries! LOL!)

I am suffering from intense skin hunger. I would love a massage. I find myself rubbing my shoulder like the people in Farenheit 451 where society had gotten to the point where no one was really intimate anymore. They had s@x, but no one paid any real attention to one another's needs. ( They watched TV all the time. No books)
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Posted on Sun, Sep 18, 2005 13:57

This is a very well, interesting topic lol



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Posted on Sun, Sep 18, 2005 01:31

Like I have said. I am a Geek*see geek thread* Area of study well one of my personal favorites is female pleasure. I have never had a complaint. Well one once but thats another story. And I have to agree with you I have alot of knowledege on the subject and with great knowledge comes great potential :)

Aaron



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Posted on Fri, Sep 16, 2005 18:39

Suggestions on vibrators are like asking a girl what shoes she likes. Most Women like many styles and types. Ditto on vibrators. Just remember when selecting.Ask yourself this is this the right model, Is this going to last me. Is this going to be to big!?!?! It is like picking the right car to fit in your garage. Ohh and if your not always the most turned on. Invest in a lubricant, it is fun even if you are already turned on. These are a guys views looking in. Spoon of sugar offerd to placate the angered masses *_*



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Posted on Sun, Sep 11, 2005 21:53

This thread sure made me blush!
And it reminded me about a friend in my closet who I haven't visited for awhile....excuse me...



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Posted on Sun, Sep 11, 2005 06:38

surly by now you've found your man but if not drop me anote your cute sweet sexy and well people like you .... have a good X with your new toy need any help just call



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Posted on Mon, Aug 22, 2005 15:11

Fif,

Glad to hear he didn't drink!

But wow, that woman has some serious talent .... scary, but talent nonetheless.

I read your posts about disposing of "Steven" and hoping the garbage man didn't open the shoe-box ... inspired me to do a little house-cleaning of my own. But it didn't go so well.

I decided to throw out a vibe that hadn't been working for months (I was too embarassed before, but your story gave me courage... I thought, what's the worst that could happen?).

So I wrap it up in a bunch of paper and put it in a plastic bag. THEN I put it in the garbage with my used kitty litter -- thinking no one would be digging through *that* bag. Then I seal the big bag up and put it near my front door to take down to the bin in the morning.

... but a couple of hours later, I'm trying to go to sleep and I keep hearing this weird buzzing noise. After about 15 minutes of trying to figure out where it was coming from, it hit me!

So there I was, 1 o'clock in the morning, trying to dig my miraculously revived vibe out of a bunch of cat litter, so I could rip out the batteries and make the darn BUZZZZZZZING stop!

And no, I didn't decide to keep it after all ... it went back in the garbage and I spent 10 minutes washing my hands ...

Life is funny sometimes ...

Spice

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 22, 2005 12:16


fifonfif write:

part of her act was to shoot ICE CUBES out of her foo-foo and into his drink glass!




Fif,
I have two questions:
1) did he drink his drink after that?
2) how good was her targeting (they censored the word a...i...m, can you believe it??)?

lol

Spice



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Posted on Mon, Aug 22, 2005 06:03


Treasure05 write:

SpiceIsNice write:
I just thought of another good Adult Olympics sport: Ping Pong!

(I'm thinking of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert-style) lol



I didn't see that movie, Spice. Would you describe it, graphically, please?



Ummm, now I'm thinking I may have the wrong movie ... but I know that I saw *some* movie where a female exotic dancer was shooting ping-pong balls out of her, um, delicate area ... 'nuff said.

(and it wasn't porn!)



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Posted on Sun, Aug 21, 2005 21:18

I just thought of another good Adult Olympics sport: Ping Pong!

(I'm thinking of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert-style) lol

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 17, 2005 10:21

Another thought on the Adult Olympics ...

Anybody heard of "The Tongue"?

(I don't own one but it sounds like a good thing!)

How about some Tongue & Field events ... just have the athletes go for as many "laps" as they can stand ... hee hee hee.

Spice

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 17, 2005 06:18

My condolences Fif on the passing of your Mr Buzzy 'Steven'.
Just remember all the great times you had together, and all those special moments you shared!
C.C

  
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Posted on Tue, Aug 16, 2005 15:12

Ginsu knife?!! I bet opening the box would just make your garbageman VERY careful around your cans.



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Posted on Tue, Aug 16, 2005 08:07

hahaha i love everyone's responses!!!


i'm cracking up over here

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 15, 2005 03:11

Totally agree PhatGirl this is THE best Thread in the forum at the moment!!!
As for the Adult Olympics...
The Ben Wah Ball Shot Put????
C.C

  


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Posted on Sun, Aug 14, 2005 16:29

omg, that is great, thanks for sharing, and ummmm the fastest is not always the best.

  


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Posted on Sun, Aug 14, 2005 14:44


Treasure05 write:
Why the purple one, Scoot?


Cuz is biving its way to the finish line bzzz by bzzzz ... seems a bit eager... LOL



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