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Posted on Mon, Nov 28, 2005 17:33

i might be interested some tongue

  


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Posted on Mon, Nov 28, 2005 02:53

Miss Fif, will please answer the door, it ain't Dominos. And I just know that your bits will be a perfect fit and size for my drill. Man, I feel like I'm on Blind Date.

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 27, 2005 15:37

And all this time I accused the kids of stealing the batteries to the romote.

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 27, 2005 12:06

SteveNads write:
ENOUGH WITH PUSHING VIBRATORS, AND STOP GIGGLING. I AM HERE TO PUT AN END TO VIBRATORS BEING USED BY ONE PERSON. THEY ARE MECHANICAL DEVICES AND YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE A TRAINED PRO BY YOUR SIDE INCASE OF ACCIDENTS.


Yeah...a "drill" should always be used by a pree-fessional! I'll tell you where to put the "bits"!

  


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Posted on Sat, Nov 26, 2005 03:28

ENOUGH WITH PUSHING VIBRATORS, AND STOP GIGGLING. I AM HERE TO PUT AN END TO VIBRATORS BEING USED BY ONE PERSON. THEY ARE MECHANICAL DEVICES AND YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE A TRAINED PRO BY YOUR SIDE INCASE OF ACCIDENTS.



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Posted on Tue, Sep 27, 2005 12:23

Depends on the guy DrunkMonkey.



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Posted on Mon, Sep 26, 2005 06:45


princessbella write:
A girlfriend told me about this forum...man i'm glad i checked it out...i haven't laughed to hard in ages...hehehe

Listening to all these comments makes me wanna use my vibrator...lol
but for me...nothing beats a man ;)



Well I suppose you could beat a man with a vibrator but he wouldn't be inclined to be very nice after you left him all bloody and bruised.

  


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Posted on Sun, Sep 25, 2005 11:52

Hey PRINCESSBELLA; I agree !!!!!
wholeheartedly and I am sure so would all the other participants of this topic that noting beats intimacy with that special someone. But in th mean time when you dont have a significant other (or extracuricular partner) babe ," Just keep on feelin those good vibrations,
good, good, good, goood vibrations"
even the beach boys agree with that!!!LOL

  


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Posted on Sun, Sep 25, 2005 04:57

A girlfriend told me about this forum...man i'm glad i checked it out...i haven't laughed to hard in ages...hehehe

Listening to all these comments makes me wanna use my vibrator...lol
but for me...nothing beats a man ;)



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Posted on Tue, Sep 20, 2005 23:18

Oh Fif,
Thats a good one and look at the promotional caption, I love it !!
connecting people. LOL
wouldn't I like to whip that out with my next partner and say ," i'd like a better connection between you and me so how about using this??" LOL puts a new perspective of getting a phone call right in the MIDDLE of love making HUH??????? You could honestly say that call was in the middle of ......something hot. when in proper use LOL
Wonder if instructions are given for proper use???????
Thats a toy that i'd keep ...on call duty.

  


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Posted on Tue, Sep 20, 2005 15:54

By the way, the Tongue would go li ck li ck li ck - up and down as SLOOOOW as you want or as FAST as you want!

Yeeehaw!



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Posted on Tue, Sep 20, 2005 15:52

OMG you guys are too funny! It's been a while since I've posted, but I used to sell the Tongue! I sold the heck out of that, but we change our line up so often that we no longer sell that one! But our newest one is the Infared Invader! The whole thing vibrates and it is red at the tip and GETS WARM!!!

WOOOOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  


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Posted on Tue, Sep 20, 2005 10:28

Well, I can identify with this one. I have a vibrator, but it stays in the draw. (I keep forgetting to buy battteries! LOL!)

I am suffering from intense skin hunger. I would love a massage. I find myself rubbing my shoulder like the people in Farenheit 451 where society had gotten to the point where no one was really intimate anymore. They had s@x, but no one paid any real attention to one another's needs. ( They watched TV all the time. No books)
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Posted on Sun, Sep 18, 2005 13:57

This is a very well, interesting topic lol



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Posted on Sun, Sep 18, 2005 01:31

Like I have said. I am a Geek*see geek thread* Area of study well one of my personal favorites is female pleasure. I have never had a complaint. Well one once but thats another story. And I have to agree with you I have alot of knowledege on the subject and with great knowledge comes great potential :)

Aaron



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Posted on Fri, Sep 16, 2005 18:39

Suggestions on vibrators are like asking a girl what shoes she likes. Most Women like many styles and types. Ditto on vibrators. Just remember when selecting.Ask yourself this is this the right model, Is this going to last me. Is this going to be to big!?!?! It is like picking the right car to fit in your garage. Ohh and if your not always the most turned on. Invest in a lubricant, it is fun even if you are already turned on. These are a guys views looking in. Spoon of sugar offerd to placate the angered masses *_*



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Posted on Fri, Sep 16, 2005 16:58

Can't get along without mine. Get downright panicky if run out of batteries. LOL!!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Sep 16, 2005 10:46


fifonfif write:
aaaahhh...I have a the pic I was looking for....INTRODUCING..THE VIBRATOR PHONE...

Drunkie Monkie....Yes I can hear you!



Oh that's just TOO damn funny!

  


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Posted on Thu, Sep 15, 2005 15:20

aaaahhh...I have a the pic I was looking for....INTRODUCING..THE VIBRATOR PHONE...

Drunkie Monkie....Yes I can hear you!

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Posted on Thu, Sep 15, 2005 11:04


fifonfif write:

ShoutOutLoud write:

malpal write:
seriously. i just need a guy. i'm not a sl*t but i am a girl with NEEDS people...



god maybe i should just go out and buy a vibrator or something... any suggestion??



haha love the comments from people about this, i'm in the same boat, too bad it's not filled with sailors who like BBW lol.




Love the Sailor Comment! BLOW ME DOWN! HAHAHA...eh-hem...anyway, this a a fun forum. We all hang loose here! Enjoy! and welcome!



Arrr! Heave to me lovely and prepare to be boarded!

Or were you thinking more along the lines of modern day sailors?