OMG you guys are too funny! It's been a while since I've posted, but I used to sell the Tongue! I sold the heck out of that, but we change our line up so often that we no longer sell that one! But our newest one is the Infared Invader! The whole thing vibrates and it is red at the tip and GETS WARM!!!
Well, I can identify with this one. I have a vibrator, but it stays in the draw. (I keep forgetting to buy battteries! LOL!)
I am suffering from intense skin hunger. I would love a massage. I find myself rubbing my shoulder like the people in Farenheit 451 where society had gotten to the point where no one was really intimate anymore. They had s@x, but no one paid any real attention to one another's needs. ( They watched TV all the time. No books)
Like I have said. I am a Geek*see geek thread* Area of study well one of my personal favorites is female pleasure. I have never had a complaint. Well one once but thats another story. And I have to agree with you I have alot of knowledege on the subject and with great knowledge comes great potential :)
Suggestions on vibrators are like asking a girl what shoes she likes. Most Women like many styles and types. Ditto on vibrators. Just remember when selecting.Ask yourself this is this the right model, Is this going to last me. Is this going to be to big!?!?! It is like picking the right car to fit in your garage. Ohh and if your not always the most turned on. Invest in a lubricant, it is fun even if you are already turned on. These are a guys views looking in. Spoon of sugar offerd to placate the angered masses *_*
But wow, that woman has some serious talent .... scary, but talent nonetheless.
I read your posts about disposing of "Steven" and hoping the garbage man didn't open the shoe-box ... inspired me to do a little house-cleaning of my own. But it didn't go so well.
I decided to throw out a vibe that hadn't been working for months (I was too embarassed before, but your story gave me courage... I thought, what's the worst that could happen?).
So I wrap it up in a bunch of paper and put it in a plastic bag. THEN I put it in the garbage with my used kitty litter -- thinking no one would be digging through *that* bag. Then I seal the big bag up and put it near my front door to take down to the bin in the morning.
... but a couple of hours later, I'm trying to go to sleep and I keep hearing this weird buzzing noise. After about 15 minutes of trying to figure out where it was coming from, it hit me!
So there I was, 1 o'clock in the morning, trying to dig my miraculously revived vibe out of a bunch of cat litter, so I could rip out the batteries and make the darn BUZZZZZZZING stop!
And no, I didn't decide to keep it after all ... it went back in the garbage and I spent 10 minutes washing my hands ...