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Posted on Thu, Sep 15, 2005 10:58


musicnut46 write:
Speaking of vibrators...

I'm from a small Okla town. Something that happened here actually made big time news... and David Letterman.

Did any of you here about the Judge that is on trial for using a pen^s pump while conducting a trial??

Yep, that's my fair city.... how embarrassing!!

By the way... he 'retired' early (I think he thought the charges would be dropped... they weren't). It's still going on... no decision yet, but according to the newspaper, the state seems to have some very solid evidence.



LMAO! I DID hear about that. How lucky for you to live so close to the "action" LOL



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Posted on Tue, Sep 13, 2005 08:16


ShoutOutLoud write:

malpal write:
seriously. i just need a guy. i'm not a sl*t but i am a girl with NEEDS people...



god maybe i should just go out and buy a vibrator or something... any suggestion??



haha love the comments from people about this, i'm in the same boat, too bad it's not filled with sailors who like BBW lol.




Love the Sailor Comment! BLOW ME DOWN! HAHAHA...eh-hem...anyway, this a a fun forum. We all hang loose here! Enjoy! and welcome!

  


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Posted on Mon, Sep 12, 2005 14:22

Speaking of vibrators...

I'm from a small Okla town. Something that happened here actually made big time news... and David Letterman.

Did any of you here about the Judge that is on trial for using a pen^s pump while conducting a trial??

Yep, that's my fair city.... how embarrassing!!

By the way... he 'retired' early (I think he thought the charges would be dropped... they weren't). It's still going on... no decision yet, but according to the newspaper, the state seems to have some very solid evidence.



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Posted on Mon, Sep 12, 2005 08:56


JessicaLuv write:
This thread sure made me blush!
And it reminded me about a friend in my closet who I haven't visited for awhile....excuse me...



No time like the present to get reaquainted. If you need any help let me know

  


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Posted on Mon, Sep 12, 2005 07:49


JessicaLuv write:
This thread sure made me blush!
And it reminded me about a friend in my closet who I haven't visited for awhile....excuse me...




Woo woo...go on with your bad self JessicaLuv.



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Posted on Sun, Sep 11, 2005 21:53

This thread sure made me blush!
And it reminded me about a friend in my closet who I haven't visited for awhile....excuse me...



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Posted on Sun, Sep 11, 2005 06:38

surly by now you've found your man but if not drop me anote your cute sweet sexy and well people like you .... have a good X with your new toy need any help just call



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Posted on Wed, Aug 24, 2005 13:54


jinley write:
Shooting ice out of her "foo foo" ? LMFAO !!!!!!!





I learned the term "foo foo" from my ex hubby! LOL I thought it was sooo funny I kept using it. I could use: spicket! but I don't think it would have the same effect!



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Posted on Mon, Aug 22, 2005 17:26

Shooting ice out of her "foo foo" ? LMFAO !!!!!!!



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Posted on Mon, Aug 22, 2005 15:11

Fif,

Glad to hear he didn't drink!

But wow, that woman has some serious talent .... scary, but talent nonetheless.

I read your posts about disposing of "Steven" and hoping the garbage man didn't open the shoe-box ... inspired me to do a little house-cleaning of my own. But it didn't go so well.

I decided to throw out a vibe that hadn't been working for months (I was too embarassed before, but your story gave me courage... I thought, what's the worst that could happen?).

So I wrap it up in a bunch of paper and put it in a plastic bag. THEN I put it in the garbage with my used kitty litter -- thinking no one would be digging through *that* bag. Then I seal the big bag up and put it near my front door to take down to the bin in the morning.

... but a couple of hours later, I'm trying to go to sleep and I keep hearing this weird buzzing noise. After about 15 minutes of trying to figure out where it was coming from, it hit me!

So there I was, 1 o'clock in the morning, trying to dig my miraculously revived vibe out of a bunch of cat litter, so I could rip out the batteries and make the darn BUZZZZZZZING stop!

And no, I didn't decide to keep it after all ... it went back in the garbage and I spent 10 minutes washing my hands ...

Life is funny sometimes ...

Spice

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 22, 2005 14:01

She made it into the glass.

I think she had a baseball shooter stuck in there cause boy, she could really shoot! No he didn't drink from the glass. Eeewww.



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Posted on Mon, Aug 22, 2005 12:16


fifonfif write:

part of her act was to shoot ICE CUBES out of her foo-foo and into his drink glass!




Fif,
I have two questions:
1) did he drink his drink after that?
2) how good was her targeting (they censored the word a...i...m, can you believe it??)?

lol

Spice



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Posted on Mon, Aug 22, 2005 08:31


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OH COOL! I SAW A STRIPPER (took my ex hubby to a strip joint in San Francisco for our anniversary) and I booked a "private show" for him.

part of her act was to shoot ICE CUBES out of her foo-foo and into his drink glass!

Too cool!

I wonder if they do ballistic testing on that!



Wow, and I thought the one I saw that flipped a quarter using her ab muscles was talented!

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 22, 2005 08:18

OH COOL! I SAW A STRIPPER (took my ex hubby to a strip joint in San Francisco for our anniversary) and I booked a "private show" for him.

part of her act was to shoot ICE CUBES out of her foo-foo and into his drink glass!

Too cool!

I wonder if they do ballistic testing on that!



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Posted on Mon, Aug 22, 2005 06:03


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SpiceIsNice write:
I just thought of another good Adult Olympics sport: Ping Pong!

(I'm thinking of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert-style) lol



I didn't see that movie, Spice. Would you describe it, graphically, please?



Ummm, now I'm thinking I may have the wrong movie ... but I know that I saw *some* movie where a female exotic dancer was shooting ping-pong balls out of her, um, delicate area ... 'nuff said.

(and it wasn't porn!)



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Posted on Sun, Aug 21, 2005 21:18

I just thought of another good Adult Olympics sport: Ping Pong!

(I'm thinking of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert-style) lol

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 17, 2005 11:38

I wanna see the gymnastics events. Like on Seinfeld:

Elaine: The pommel horse?
Jerry: Look I said forget it ok?

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 17, 2005 10:21

Another thought on the Adult Olympics ...

Anybody heard of "The Tongue"?

(I don't own one but it sounds like a good thing!)

How about some Tongue & Field events ... just have the athletes go for as many "laps" as they can stand ... hee hee hee.

Spice

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 17, 2005 09:07


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Ginsu knife?!! I bet opening the box would just make your garbageman VERY careful around your cans.




Huh Huh..you said "cans"



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Posted on Wed, Aug 17, 2005 07:16

Thought on the Adult Olympics:

You know, using vibrators as batons could make the relay races a whole lot more interesting. Might end up with teams that never bother to finish the race.