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Posted on Sun, Aug 14, 2005 06:13

malpal, if i didn't have things to do tonight, i'd be taking you out to dinner! seriously, with a smile like that and a lighthearted attitude to match, i'm in amazement that you do not have a man. i for one am not exactly what you are looking for, but i am sure there are plently of guys that find you as attractive as i do. guys, don't be shy... a lady needs her night out!



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Posted on Sun, Aug 14, 2005 05:45


DrunkMonkey write:
Hee hee, I can just see fiff with that thing up to her ear walking around saying "Can you hear me now?"



That would explain the "Hang up and dial again" message from a certain body part, wouldn't it?



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Posted on Tue, Aug 09, 2005 01:32

LOL! loved this thread and especially Drunkenmonkeys comments..had that vision with me all day lol

  


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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 14:41

Dear malpal,

I'm glad it worked out!! Indeed, no further comment is required...lol.

Now for the essential oils and lotions...

Regards and thanks for your openness.

Regards, John



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Posted on Mon, Aug 08, 2005 09:09

I went to an adult store with an ex once and my mind boggled at some of the toys on display, some of them were over a foot long!!!!!!

That'd be like trying to park a stretch limo in a regular parking space.....



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Posted on Sat, Aug 06, 2005 19:24


malpal write:
wow. i started quite a commotion!


well guys and gals i took the plunge and bought one last week...


and it's been phenomenal.


that's all i'm going to say hahaha



Woohoo, converted another one! Good for you, Malpal! I'm so proud....

  


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Posted on Fri, Aug 05, 2005 21:27

wow. i started quite a commotion!


well guys and gals i took the plunge and bought one last week...


and it's been phenomenal.


that's all i'm going to say hahaha

  


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Posted on Fri, Aug 05, 2005 12:04

OMG! You guys crack me up!!!! I am a rep and have been selling these toys at in home adult parties for two years now and I thought I heard it all! But after reading some of these I guess I havent! Here are some of the names of the ones I sell...

Pearl Butterfly
Ultra Twister
Funky Monkey
Eager Beaver (best seller)
Krypton Stick
Bullet

Actually I've been looking to expand my selling area, anyone SERIOUSLY intrested in making some extra cash and becoming a rep email me!!!!You can ask me about it there and I can give you the web site so you know it is legit! It's so fun, good money, good way to meet people! Make your own schedule...YEAAA!!!!!!

Do I sound like a total dork by just saying all that? oh well guess I am !

  


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Posted on Fri, Aug 05, 2005 04:06

I know if I was a women a vibe would be a must lets all be honest.Your a very beautiful women someone will come up shortly. Good luck.



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Posted on Thu, Aug 04, 2005 23:43

I read somewhere that vibrators where first used in therapy to calm hysterical/stressed women.
good call who ever thought that up.

PS- purple is my favorite color



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Posted on Thu, Aug 04, 2005 20:47

I heard this joke the other day...
"If you phone were a vibrator, how happy would you be to hear from your mother?" It seems like it might have been taken a little bit too literally, though. LoL

A Battery Opperated Boyfriend, or B.O.B. for short, is definitely important. The man gets the dog as a best friend and we get B.O.B. LoL A pretty good trade if you ask me.



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Posted on Wed, Aug 03, 2005 20:04

You know, I just had a vision of the Adult Toy Olympics. Picture it!

- Downhill Vibrator Slalom
- the Ben-wa ball throw
- The c0ck ring toss

Oh, I just can't go on ... hee hee hee

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 03, 2005 19:40


DrunkMonkey write:
Hee hee, I can just see fiff with that thing up to her ear walking around saying "Can you hear me now?"



LOL.. talk about phone static!



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Posted on Wed, Aug 03, 2005 19:39


SpiceIsNice write:

I wonder if they have vibe races in Saskatchewan????



I don't know, but I have 10 bucks on the purple vibrator... i think is gonna win that race!

  


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Posted on Fri, Jul 29, 2005 19:41


fifonfif write:


HEY! IT WAS DARK OKAY?




OH MY GOD!!! R O F L M A O!!!

  


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Posted on Fri, Jul 29, 2005 16:39


fifonfif write:
Actually Spice: Every woman should have TWO vibrators. One for home and the other to uh..pass time?

Just don't mistake the cell phone that's on vibrate, for the actual vibrator! Not pretty!


HEY! IT WAS DARK OKAY?



Fif,

Thanks for that, and the picture ... I actually fell out of my chair laughing!

I wonder if they have vibe races in Saskatchewan????



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Posted on Wed, Jul 27, 2005 08:53

Some advice for your shopping. Don't get the fancy ones with the ticklers and the dual controls. The controls never work right. I saw on line the other day a brand called Fun Factory looked interesting.

  


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Posted on Tue, Jul 26, 2005 21:03


SpiceIsNice write:

malpal write:

god maybe i should just go out and buy a vibrator or something... any suggestion??



Hey malpal,

Every woman should have a vibrator ... whether you've got the real thing around or not ... IMHO



hmmm yes i think you're right... maybe i'll go shopping tomorrow lol

and sweetpea, you are sooo cute. too bad we're so far apart ; )

anyway, thanks everyone for responding!



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Posted on Tue, Jul 26, 2005 19:53

I just love how bold some of you ladies are!

  


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Posted on Tue, Jul 26, 2005 19:45


SpiceIsNice write:
Hey malpal,

Every woman should have a vibrator ... whether you've got the real thing around or not ... IMHO

  


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