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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 11:34

Do they take old fat women in the convent? I am not that religious - but yikes - this search for someone - is getting ridiculous... and it isn't like I am desperate or dive-bombing anyone - but YEESH...

so many men want "friends with benefits" - hardly any (at least in FL) are willing to actually attempt a real relationship - or to date to see if something is there... it boggles the mind... perhaps what is left is becoming a nun!... think of it ladies... comfortable shoes... no worries about what to wear... of course there is that pesky and heavy cross one must carry around... and I think there would be a problem about keeping and wearing my own jewelry... which would be a deal breaker for me... ...good luck to us all!

  


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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 12:26

Whoa!!! Great,,,Now I'll think about that when I'm in church on Sunday. I think I need a spell that Repells Lighting.



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 15:43

Theo,

So wrong....but so funny.

You know I'm going to think of that everytime somebody says Booyah.

Heaven help me.



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 06:36

ROTFL!!!! OMG! jeeez....

  


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Posted on Thu, Jan 05, 2006 16:22

Yeah... I hear Jesus Looooooves a big round BBW arse.

A little known fact when people become nuns is that Christ takes an individual hand is selecting his Brides of Christ.

The novice presents herself at the altar and a curtain discretely twitches...

"...and she's got big ole titties too you say?"
"Yes Lord"
"Then blessed will she be... five times a night... BOOYAH!"



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Posted on Wed, Jan 04, 2006 18:17

I have a good question for you to ponder...

Do Nuns mast*urbate?

*looks about* who said that? Oh, that would be my evil (but fun) half!



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