The Promise Funny jokes and anecdotes

  • View author's info Author posted on Apr 12, 2006 at 15:31


    A women recently lost her husband. She had him cremated. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then while tracing her
    fingers in his ashes, she started talking to him.
    "Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me? I brought
    it with the insurance money!
    "Irving, remember that new car you promised me? Well I also
    brought it with the insurance money!
    "Irving. do you remember that emerald necklace you promised me? I brought it, too, with the insurance money."
    Still tracing her finger in his ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you? Here it comes......"
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  • View author's info posted on Dec 29, 2008 at 02:53


    So,so.)))
    Three man used to fishing in the weekends.One weekend one man did not became to fishing.He did not came next and over next as well.He became next and were sad and did not speak any worlds.
    Two other man did not disturbed him many hours,but then decided ask what kind of problem he has.He said his wife died.His friends consoled him,but he was still sad.
    Next weekend was he sad and over next weekend he was sad still as well.
    His friends said that he can find new wife because he is not first man who lost wife.He answered:"Yeah,I can find new wife,but I do not believe that I can find same good as she was,she got good bait in her stomach,roundworms."
  • View author's info posted on Apr 13, 2006 at 16:28


    PMSL....Oh, that did make me giggle!!!!!
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