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Posted on Thu, Jul 06, 2006 10:04

1.people who point at their wrist while asking what time it is. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours. Do I point to my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2.People who get off their butt to search the entire room for the remote because they refuse to go over to the tv and change the channel manually.

3.People who say "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it to." Dame right! What good is cake if you cant eat it.

4.People who say "Its always in the last place you look." Of course it is! Why would anyone keep looking after you found it? Do people really do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their a**

5.When people say while watching a movie, " Did you see that." No,idiot,I paid$12 to come and stare at the floor.

6.People who ask "can I ask you a question?"...Didn't really give me a choice there did ya.

7.When something is "NEW AND IMPROVED"..which is it? If its new, then there has never been anything like it be for, so it cant be improved. If its improved, then then there must have been something be for it, so it cant be new.

8.When people say "Life is short" What the Hell?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that is longer?

9.When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I still be standing here.



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Posted on Mon, Feb 03, 2014 22:32

I hate who can't even spell simple words. It's before, not be for.



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Posted on Sat, Jan 25, 2014 23:03

Funny commentary on society. 



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Posted on Fri, Jun 08, 2012 22:06

I hate nasty people who judge someone without even so much as having a conversion with them !!



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Posted on Fri, Jun 22, 2007 23:17

wow that's not only funny but it's an extreme waste of space! good job hun



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Posted on Tue, May 29, 2007 23:10

yes! some funny but true statements.....there are 100s more.



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Posted on Sat, May 05, 2007 13:45

look i try to be supportive on websites like this, but frankly your not funny, the only bit of truth was the part about the cake, you must have expertise in that area



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Posted on Tue, Apr 24, 2007 08:38

loved it!



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Posted on Sun, Nov 12, 2006 20:00

hELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

can I be cheeky and stick on no 10,

Like when youve just walked 5 miles through monsoon type rain, ya get in the front door and you are wet dripping
as if you brought the storm indoors with you......and then some monkey says it........oh is it raining out!!!DOE



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Posted on Sat, Oct 14, 2006 11:45

Thanks for posting that. I thought that was so funny, but oh so true!

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Posted on Sat, Aug 19, 2006 01:19

Ain't it the truth!?!?