thanks! I enjoyed your post.It's really funny
Let me tell you one:
Two old sisters live in a very small town in Central America,far from the big cites, in this wonderful isolated tiny place ,where they only have one church,and time stands still since the 1800's.
One morning, after the Sunday Mass the piest decides to pay a visit to the old sisters,worried about their advanced age and frailing health.
As soon as he enters the beautiful historic home-he goes to the parlor where he waits for them to join him.
He realizes on top of the magnificent antique organ, lies a condom-
extended,like a most exquisite ornament -for all to see.
Puzzled he asks the old sisters why have they decided to give the condom such a place of honor.
The oldest one says:
oh Father, the most wonderful thing happened to us,we found this at the steps of the church entrance!"
We weren't sure what it was -so we decided to follow the instructions:
open and extend over the organ."
So that's what we did!
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more productive than a train
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Talks with God
Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God if special request is approved
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Can fire a speeding bullet
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Is occasionally addressed by God
Barely clears a picket fence
Loses tug-of-war with a train
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
Talks with animals
Makes high skid marks on a wall when trying to leap buildings
Is run over by a train
Is not issued ammunition
Talks to walls
Runs into buildings
Recognizes a train 2 out of 3 times
Wets himself with a water pistol
Cannot stay afloat without a life preserver
Mumbles to himself
Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks trains off the track
Catches speeding bullets with her teeth and eats them
Freezes water with a single glance
The Nurse IS God!!!!