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Posted on Fri, Nov 04, 2005 20:37

Tonight at dinner, the waiter is pretty friendly. He asks dinner questions, I answer. I'm smiling, and ask him if he has anymore questions. Wants to know what my we're doing after dinner. So, I'm thinking - is this guy flirting or trying to pad his tip? My response - whatever you are doing as he grins from ear to ear. Was pretty crowded and different folks floated about taking care of us.

After dinner, he brings us the bill. I give him my plastic. He asks if I'm trying to buy him. I ask if he is for sale, wink and smile at him.

So, what would any good hearted, flirtatious young lady like me do? Of course ... I HAD to leave my number on the bill. Who the hell knows if he will call or not. Too FUNNY not to share.

Today at work, I asked out a 20 year old. Do they make a medication for this? LMAO.. Am I heat? I think I need spaded.

Trashy? I think not. More like fun!

  


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Posted on Mon, Nov 21, 2005 19:05

I've got my newest line... LOL

Got a date? Want one?

Two Pump, think that will work on a sign?



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Posted on Sat, Nov 12, 2005 16:58

Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!



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Posted on Fri, Nov 11, 2005 22:01

LOL Yoda lies! He wishes I was cheaper! I'm like a Lexus .. many want me but few can afford me. :-)

  


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Posted on Fri, Nov 11, 2005 15:28

Now KB... that's not what Yoda said.. LOL



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Posted on Thu, Nov 10, 2005 19:13

"two bits" will officially be the cheapest date I've ever had.. LOL
*looks for a plane ticket on expdedia* :)



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Posted on Thu, Nov 10, 2005 18:46

What the heck is the three day rule about phone calls?????....Someones gotta clue me in on this stuff...KB your making me blush.....I already told ya it will cost "two bits"...lol...It's not me..it's the ssign that has all the sex appeal...I'm just reaping the benifits of being in the picture...lol

  


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Posted on Wed, Nov 09, 2005 15:01

Who me????????? Would I do that?

  


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Posted on Tue, Nov 08, 2005 20:06

We're past the three day rule about phone calls and the waiter didn't call. D_ammit.

Still flirting with the 20 year old. Some how I've turned into his candy fairy.

I was propositioned today for an indiscretion by a married man. I called the PC helpdesk and spoke to him. I've never even MET this person before...*shakes head* good LORD what is wrong with people!!!??? Apparently he's heard the rumor I'm a home wrecker.. KEW!!! Did you start that one?! *giggles*

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 06, 2005 16:25

OMG! That pic is soooo great! I love it! Love that sense of humor, too!

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 06, 2005 15:37

Two Pump, I'd leave my number for you anytime.. :-)

That sign is hilarious. I can't tell you how much I LOVE it.

  


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Posted on Sun, Nov 06, 2005 01:53

KB I think you're awesome. Thank goodness we're in a space where women can flirt with guys - and you don't need to feel trashy about it at all. I love being flirted with, even if it doesn't lead to anything.



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Posted on Sat, Nov 05, 2005 04:50

KB..you are an absoulte treasure!! Just had to laugh when I read your post..because I am much the same..LOL
And NO you are not trashy..just a fun loving gal who knows how to have fun with life..and that's the way it should be!!

Fingers crossed that he calls

  


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Posted on Sat, Nov 05, 2005 01:29

Well...if ya can get us guys young enough..we can be trained properly....remember you can't teach an old dog new tricks..well unless you give him enough bones...lol

  
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Posted on Fri, Nov 04, 2005 20:58

I hope he calls!