Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.
Sitting at a cafe the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met
you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind
the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting
next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself,
thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He
gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near
the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little
old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the
most athletic s@x the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging
away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as
phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and
they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't
move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from
his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to
know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replied, "Son, 50 years ago that bloody fence wasn't electrified."
Nah....Sorry,thats not funny, its sick...
SICK.............U really think, that is funny?
Sorry Theo......I usually find your posts intelligent..even when i dont agree with them, but, even you have got to agree..........that was just one step too far?
Very funny joke. Kinda sick don't you think.
there is these three guys sitten' on a park bench .
there a nice lookin' lady in a mini skirt.
Sat down accross from them, and spread her legs apart.
The man in the middle said to the man to the left, I could eat that full of icecream.
and then he left
The other man that was remaning said to the man on his left, Is that not your wife?
He replied yes
Thin why didn't you kick his but
then he replied, ant gonna @#!*** any body that can eat that much icecream.
An 8 year old boy runs up to his mother and says "It's my birthday Mommy... guess how old I am!"
The mother plays along "Ummmm... are you 37?"
The child bursts out laughing and says "No! I'm 8!"
He runs into the TV room and sees his uncle. He walks up to his uncle and says "Guess how old I am today!"
His uncle unbuckles the child's belt, slides his hand into his nephew's underpants and manipulates his genitals with a pensive expression on his face. After about 10 minutes of this, he pulls out his hand and does up the child's trousers.
"You're 8 years old" the uncle declares.
The child is stunned "Wow! how did you work that out?"
His uncle shrugs "heard you in the kitchen with your mother".