Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.
Sitting at a cafe the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met
you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind
the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."
"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a
grin.
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again. and I'll give you one
from behind."
The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting
next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself,
thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He
gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near
the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her
dress.
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little
old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the
most athletic s@x the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging
away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as
phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and
they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't
move for an hour.
Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from
his own experiences.
Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to
know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50
years' time!"
The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.
He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag like that 50 years ago?"
The pensioner replied, "Son, 50 years ago that bloody fence wasn't electrified."
Words can be just as offensive and consequential as actions, sometimes more so. Neither is funny.
No subject should be taboo, I agree, but to be so lighthearted and so flippant about such a vile topic is just despicable.
Yes, you have succeeded in making people react, but none have responded in a positive way.
You may find the subject of paedophilia whimsical or of little consequence, but to those affected by it or those working with children who have been affected by it find it sick.
I also think that someone who gets 'a huge charge' from feeding off other people's reactions to this posting is somewhat cruel.
It's funny how many posts addressed to me start with "I've liked your posts in the past BUT", particularly when it comes from someone who hasn't really said anything to me before.
If I'm smiling it's because I think people who are offended by words are funny. Words of so little import and of such insustantiality and lack of consequence as to be whimsical.
Personally I'm offended by what people do, not what people say. But then... maybe I'm funny that way.
I think that being offended is a gift. I can't remember the last time I was offended by anything someone said but I take it to be a test of who you are as a person.
Lots of us like to think of ourselves as easy-going, open-minded free-spirits who enjoy a laugh. however, all it takes is a few words whispered on the breeze and we turn into reactionnary moralists.
NOTHING anyone ever says should be taken completely seriously, no subject is taboo and the absurdity of life dwells within every action and thing we say.
Something as simple as a disgusting joke serves an important purpose in that it tells us who we really are.
I'm just someone who gets a huge charge out of making people react. I adore being challenged and appalled so I just pass on the gift to others.
Nah....Sorry,thats not funny, its sick...
SICK.............U really think, that is funny?
Sorry Theo......I usually find your posts intelligent..even when i dont agree with them, but, even you have got to agree..........that was just one step too far?
Very funny joke. Kinda sick don't you think.
there is these three guys sitten' on a park bench .
there a nice lookin' lady in a mini skirt.
Sat down accross from them, and spread her legs apart.
The man in the middle said to the man to the left, I could eat that full of icecream.
and then he left
The other man that was remaning said to the man on his left, Is that not your wife?
He replied yes
Thin why didn't you kick his but
then he replied, ant gonna @#!*** any body that can eat that much icecream.
An 8 year old boy runs up to his mother and says "It's my birthday Mommy... guess how old I am!"
The mother plays along "Ummmm... are you 37?"
The child bursts out laughing and says "No! I'm 8!"
He runs into the TV room and sees his uncle. He walks up to his uncle and says "Guess how old I am today!"
His uncle unbuckles the child's belt, slides his hand into his nephew's underpants and manipulates his genitals with a pensive expression on his face. After about 10 minutes of this, he pulls out his hand and does up the child's trousers.
"You're 8 years old" the uncle declares.
The child is stunned "Wow! how did you work that out?"
His uncle shrugs "heard you in the kitchen with your mother".
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