Pick the month you were born:

January????..I kicked
February????I loved
March??????I smoked
April???????I dry humped
May???????..I choked on
June???????.I murdered
July???????..I did the Macarena with
August??????I had lunch with
September???I made love with
October????..I sang to
November???..I yelled at
December???..I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1????..a birdbath
2????..a monster
3????..a phone
4????..a fork
5????..a Mexican
6????..a gangster
7????..my cell phone
8???.?.my dog
9????..my best friends' boyfriend
10????.my neighbor
11????.my science teacher
12????.a banana
13????.a fireman
14????.a stuffed animal
15????.a goat
16????.a pickle
17????.your mom
18????.a spoon
19????.myself
20????.a baseball bat
21????.a ninja
22????.Chuck Norris
23????.a noodle
24????.a squirrel
25????.a football player
26????.my sister
27????.my brother
28????.an ipod
29????.a permanent marker
30????.a llama
31????.A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White??..because I'm cool like that
Black???.because that's how I roll.
Pink????.because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red????.because the voices told me to.
Blue????.because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green????.because I hate myself.
Purple????.because I'm cool.
Gray????.because I was drunk
Yellow???.because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange ????.because I hate my family.
Brown????.because I was high.
Other????.because I'm a ninja.
None????.because I cant control myself


I made love with my science teacher because the voices told me to.

I...made love with Chuck Norris??? because I am sexy and I do what I want!
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I smoked a stuffed animal because i hate myself.

I smoked my best friends' boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want...

OH LORD NOW EVERYONE KNOWS!

i loved
a baseball bat
because i was high

what? lol

I smoked a monster because I'm sexy and do what I want. (I'm too sexy for my monster - lol)

I had lunch with a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want. cool game

I choked on my best friends' boyfriend because that's how I roll.

This is Sexist :P

I made love with a llama because I was high!

I ran over
my cell phone
because that's how I roll.


ummm... I like yours better.
Mine