Well girls, we've all been on the receiving end of it, been there, got the t-shirt and matching baseball cap. As it's happened yet again (yawn), I thought we'd do a POLITE A to Z word game dedicated to those verbally challenged people who suffer from amnesia....(yes, you know who you are)

So starting with A:

Ar**hole......You're meant to sit on it not speak through it.

Zzzzzzzz....heard it all before!

Yes we know who you are!

Xcellent liar!!!

Winker .... says they are chatting just to you but winks at everything in site!

Vanishing Act......!!!

Undying Love ... for your wife, the kids you haven't told me about, your pet pooch, and biggest of all for your own ego!

Truth or Dare? that will be a dare then!

Surprise, surprise you're married!!

Really ... yes I know it's a coincidence but I have just met someone and not from a dating site....

Quit the cr*p, I'm bored with it

Please believe me - I would never lie to you(!)

Oh no I didn't say that did I?..what I meant was.....

"No, no, no - I didn't say I was going out with Richard, it was Robert......
.... who, as you rightly point out, then had to take the wife to the theatre, so I ended up going with Bill .... no not THAT Bill, another Bill ... I don't think you know him ...." just keep digging, that hole's getting big enough to bury you in!

Make a note to keep track of all the lies

LaLaLaLaLaLaLa (said loudly with fingers in ears)!!!!

Keep on going and let's see how many times your foot ends up in that big lying mouth of yours!

Justify...dont bore me as I've heard it all before.

Imagination - you must have a good one to come up with those stories

Half Truths.....and the rest is fairy tales!