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Posted on Sun, Jul 22, 2007 12:58

For his birthday, little Jonny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is ?280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Jonny heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Jonny told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mum you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a ?280,000 mortgage & no bike



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Posted on Tue, Jan 28, 2014 09:05

the one i like the most is when johnny is walking past his mothers room and he sees his dad banging the nanny and he isnt sure if its capitalism,or the other one,and the one where he and his little brother try swearing for the first time, " i sure aint having any of those f...... cheerios!!!!!!!



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Posted on Thu, Aug 09, 2007 15:18

Thanks for the recent influx of jokes Wayne!! This forum was getting a little stale before you came along. ;)



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Posted on Wed, Aug 08, 2007 20:18

tht was a good one!!! Jonny is a smart little boy!! lol



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Posted on Mon, Aug 06, 2007 00:11

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MAAAN! I HAVN'T HEARD ONE LIKE THAT IN A LONG TIME!

AHAHAHAHA! YOU SIR ARE A FUNNY FUNNY MAN!



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