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Posted on Sun, Feb 21, 2010 14:35

Are you old enough to remember the Smurfs? If not, then this blog is wasted on you. If you are, then you may recall their smurfity habit of replacing odd words with some form of "smurf." I think they may have been the inspiration for Snoop's "Fo' Shizzle" speech, but I can't prove it. Anyway... I find that even though a good curse word is often called for at work, I can't seem to get the HR dept to agree with me. So, I've taken to using smurfisms (such as the title) to express myself at work. Granted, people stare at me. However, I would rather have them stare than report me. So, it led me to wonder if anyone else has developed words or phrases they utter in "polite society" to replace the curse words they're thinking. So, what say you, group? Do you have any alternate phrases or smurfisms that you use to censor yourself? And if so, can you share some?


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Posted on Wed, Mar 03, 2010 10:51

I gave up cursing for lent...what the smurf was I thinking...lol


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Posted on Sat, Feb 27, 2010 23:24

Mine is "Frick and Frack". Like "What the Frick and Frack is going on here?!?!?" lol!!!


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Posted on Sat, Feb 27, 2010 21:30

Taking it from the movie Party Monster - the word scrod- "scrod kisser" replaces ass kisser or "evil Skrod" replaces "evil bitch" a lot. So pretty much "Scrod" replaces the curse words in the phrase. Also...when I wanna say the MF word... I either say "kadoodly plink" or chant "serial killer" 6 times loud enough for the person that's annoyed me to hear. It's not a substitute for cursing but it definitely freaks that person out. LOL



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Posted on Thu, Feb 25, 2010 17:29

I just recently, and in the vicinity of this very blog, found myself at a complete lost for words (that would make it past the blog filter). Your smurftastic idea was smurfin' perfect for what I needed to say. Thank you, naught bbw! :)


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Posted on Wed, Feb 24, 2010 18:28

Froot loops - that's just my polite word for things I shouldn't say. Kinda takes the zing out of it but hey - still employed and not nearly as shocking. Guess Kellogg's wouldn't be happy about it.


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Posted on Wed, Feb 24, 2010 03:44

When my kids were young and impressionable, I really had to watch what I said in front of them lest they report me to the potty mouth police. I started saying obscure things that would make no earthly sense .... "Oh, flying figs and french fries!' .... "For the love of corn chips!" .... "What in the name of George Washington Carver!".... or one of my personal faves.... "Flibbitygibbits!".... I sometimes still say them, since I work in a home for the developmentally delayed. They get a good chuckle and I get to make an exclamation when I bash my foot or so some other form of self mutilation.


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Posted on Tue, Feb 23, 2010 19:34

Quoting NerdyGuy

LOL! My friends and I do that all the time. "What the Smurf mothersmurfer?" "I'm gonna smurf my foot so far up your smurf you're gonna taste my boot covered in your own smurf!" All strictly classy stuff of course.



Nerdy, You're so smurfing funny! LMSO!


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Posted on Mon, Feb 22, 2010 19:41

LOL! My friends and I do that all the time.  "What the Smurf mothersmurfer?" "I'm gonna smurf my foot so far up your smurf you're gonna taste my boot covered in your own smurf!"  All strictly classy stuff of course.



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Posted on Mon, Feb 22, 2010 16:49

Not really, although I should...having a 12 year old son. I usually say what I mean. LOL Elaine


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