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Posted on Thu, Sep 10, 2009 15:02

I came across the following joke email that made me laugh but also got me wondering as to how much like us it really was? ************* The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in :City New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. *************** So do we women really expect too much? Are we looking for the perfect man? Are we unreasonable in this? What about the men do they expect too much too? I really cant believe that it is this simplistic for men and how they choose their women?


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Posted on Fri, Sep 18, 2009 05:43

Quoting: Originally posted by NeoAnderson
I think that we're all inherently selfish. We can all give to a point but the inevitable 'me me me' comes out and that's when the fight starts. I have found my first true love at 37 and I have one finding to share. Love, if it is to last, is an exercise in giving, understanding and sharing. It's about giving your partner the space to be who they are, it's about not judging them but understanding them and it's about sending them a sonnet of your love every morning for them to read because it reaffirms your love for them. Perhaps we all want too much. The water mark for an enduring love is whether you're willing to give too much in return. True monogamous love is as strengthening as infidelity and betrayal is damaging. Infidelity is the candy of a relationship, it may taste good at the beginning but it'll rot your teeth and damage your body and all you'll have left is an empty wrapper. There is nothing better than '6' with someone whom you love totally, '6' in other contexts is simply a biological action.


Nicely said here NeoAnderson :) Thanks you for sharing. So happy that you found your love and sorry you are not together any more. Your profile says your single, though to be honest not sure if you are just joking in your profile? (21 year old ple dancer?) Hey but maybe not. grins Now agree that we or should I say I want too much, but I am willing to give that and more back. I want one loving and passionate relationship where we both grown and have fantastic "6" as you say. he he


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Posted on Mon, Sep 14, 2009 01:58

Quoting: Originally posted by Thunderheart44
You obviously have no idea how hard it is to find a woman who loves sex and beer,then when you add that she has money why look any further.Oz I do think we have tread this topic before in one of your other blogs,but where is that perfect person,Ive never seen one.Can you ladies stand up to the same criteria and lofty expectations you seem to want so much in the men you seek.Smoosh I exclude you from this because you seem well grounded and realistic about all this.But I tell you OZ I really liked your post here it made me laugh.


Hey Thunder yes somewhat like another blog ... but no one was supposed to notice !! LOL Thought it was too funny to let slide. Now can see how hard it would be to find such a woman, though it does show you how mismatched we are in this. he he So do we look for someone that is much like we are, have the same qualities? Makes me wonder? Ok I will conceed that maybe I want too much and am willing to compromise ... I will accept just 3 husbans then!! See who says Im not flexable? grins


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Posted on Sun, Sep 13, 2009 04:10

You obviously have no idea how hard it is to find a woman who loves sex and beer,then when you add that she has money why look any further.Oz I do think we have tread this topic before in one of your other blogs,but where is that perfect person,Ive never seen one.Can you ladies stand up to the same criteria and lofty expectations you seem to want so much in the men you seek.Smoosh I exclude you from this because you seem well grounded and realistic about all this.But I tell you OZ I really liked your post here it made me laugh.


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Posted on Sat, Sep 12, 2009 15:02

Quoting: Originally posted by azureblue753

This is cute oz. I think we might really be a lil more picky, but if so the men have probably made us that way through our experiances with them , lol.

Smiles---azure



Maybe its an issue of them not being able to multitask that easily? Find one who is good in one area and lacking in others. Really hard to find just one with all that is wanted. Mmmm maybe we are or can be just a little bit picky? he he Right now thinking of starting my own religion so I can have 4 husbands at once .... now thats not wanting too much is it?. LOL


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Posted on Sat, Sep 12, 2009 14:50

Quoting: Originally posted by smoosh
That so made me laugh.....can I have floor 3.5 , have jobs - love kids - average looking and help some with housework ?? ( oh yeah - and love the wild thing - dirty laugh )


Damn it Smoosh which floor is the "wild thing" on? I must have missed it! Think they need to restructure all the floors and add this to them all. grins


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Posted on Thu, Sep 10, 2009 19:15

That so made me laugh.....can I have floor 3.5 , have jobs - love kids - average looking and help some with housework ?? ( oh yeah - and love the wild thing - dirty laugh )


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