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Posted on Jul 21, 2009 at 03:48 PM

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ' No, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work. LOL got you.....

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Posted on Aug 26, 2009 at 03:34 PM

heard that one a long time ago but have always wanted to be there when it happened for real lol


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Posted on Jul 23, 2009 at 10:45 AM

lol love it. I worked at walmart for 3 years and I totally get that one.

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Posted on Jul 22, 2009 at 01:45 PM

LMBFAO. I admit, I was pulled into that one. lol


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