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Posted on Thu, Apr 16, 2009 19:13

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him. During her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex? 'Tarzan not know sex' he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said 'Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.' Horrified Jane said, ' Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.' She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. 'Here' she said,pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.' Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch ! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed 'What did you do that for ?' Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel.'


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Posted on Fri, Apr 17, 2009 06:54

bloke bursting for the loo uses the ladies in a posh hotel.

he sits down and notices 4 buttons-¿ WW, WA, PP and ATR.

curious, he presses¿'WW' and is gently spayed with 'warm water', he then presses¿'WA' and a blast of warm air dries him.

he presses 'PP' a powder puff leaves him smelling fresh.

feeling pampered he presses 'ATR'.......

¿

he wakes up in hospital and asks the nurse what the hell happened?

she says 'ATR' means automatic tampon remover- your c**k is under your pillow.



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