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Posted on Mon, Nov 03, 2008 18:23

Any Objections? Brad had a blind date with Ashley for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object to making love?" "That's something I have never done before," Ashley replied. "Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?" Brad was amazed. "No, silly!" she giggled. "I've never objected!" First Date A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town. Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. "I really should ave mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said. The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl. "Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."


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Posted on Wed, Nov 05, 2008 00:27

LOL very funny xx


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Posted on Tue, Nov 04, 2008 16:28

I loved these as well - keep them coming.


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Posted on Tue, Nov 04, 2008 01:52

Okay, I loved these! Thanks for making me laugh at 5 am, even if you weren't on to chat with me! -Erin


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