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Posted on Sat, Oct 25, 2008 18:43

A boy goes into the confessional and says, 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, Is that you, Joey Pagano ? 'Yes, Father, it is.' And who was the girl you were with? 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? ... 'I cannot say.' Was it Teresa Mazzarelli? ... 'I'll never tell.' Was it Nina Capelli? ... 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' Was it Cathy Piriano? ... 'My lips are sealed.' Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then? ... 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy for 4 months. Now you go and sin no more. Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' Four months vacation and five good leads.


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Posted on Thu, Oct 30, 2008 18:42

Made ME laugh! That reminds me of another... What's the difference betwen a woman praying in church. And a woman taking a bath? The woman in church, has 'hope in her soul'...ha ha,what?


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Posted on Sun, Oct 26, 2008 14:13

funny.--True


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Posted on Sat, Oct 25, 2008 18:48

LOL clever boy, good one. :)


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