1. Man who run in front of car get tired. 2. Man who run behind car get exhausted. 3. Man with one chopstick go hungry. 4. Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails. 5. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. 6. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls can not walk. 7. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. 8.Crowded elevator smell different to little people. 9.Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. 10. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. 11. It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it. 12. Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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Confucius say...
1. Man who run in front of car get tired.
2. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
3. Man with one chopstick go hungry.
4. Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
5. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
6. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls can not walk.
7. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
8.Crowded elevator smell different to little people.
9.Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
10. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
11. It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
12. Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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