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Posted on Sun, Oct 12, 2008 22:38

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall,exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman Could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as any man would). Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for only $20.00" he whispered "on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.... "Clean my house." HA! I hope y'all enjoy this as much as I did---Tom


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Posted on Mon, Oct 13, 2008 17:10

Quoting: Originally posted by ozredhead62 Well I will offer $30....any takers??? :) lol

Let the bidding begin I guess. lol


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Posted on Mon, Oct 13, 2008 13:25

Well I will offer $30....any takers??? :) lol


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Posted on Mon, Oct 13, 2008 06:00

Yes Tom that would be my answer too!! Reminds of the line Rosie O'Donnell said in the movie Exit to Eden, I am paraphrasing here, "All right then, if you want to fulfill my fantasy, paint my house". Great movie, funny and erotic, just up my alley!!


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Posted on Mon, Oct 13, 2008 05:51

Well, that was particularly fitting, Tom! Who knew you knew women so well?? LOL! --True


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