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Posted on Wed, Oct 08, 2008 10:55

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten a little over-enthusiastic with the Bacardi this time. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in a cemetery they were walking by. They searched their purses but found nothing to wipe with, one woman decided she would just remove her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the woman's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl's nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her a$$ that said..... "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you." Enjoy---Tom


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Posted on Mon, Oct 13, 2008 03:18

Quoting: Originally posted by bigtom77 Thank you Oz. I knew people would like this joke. I also had a good one about a farmer wanting a divorce but I guess big brother found something wrong with it.

Yes Big Brother has no sense of humor at times. xx


Life is only as wonderful as you think it is.

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Posted on Sun, Oct 12, 2008 19:10

Thank you Oz. I knew people would like this joke. I also had a good one about a farmer wanting a divorce but I guess big brother found something wrong with it.


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Posted on Fri, Oct 10, 2008 10:00

OMG Tom, nearly wet myself reading this one...too funny.


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