Quoting bigtom77:

Here are a few I found, some are not bad.

Women are like...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

Women are like...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

Women are like...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

Women are like...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

Women are like...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

Women are like...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

Women are like...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

Women are like...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

Women are like...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Women are like...country western songs

If you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

Here are a few I found, some are not bad.

Women are like...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

Women are like...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

Women are like...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

Women are like...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

Women are like...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

Women are like...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

Women are like...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

Women are like...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

Women are like...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

Women are like...country western songs

If you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

Quoting bigtom77:

Quoting: Originally posted by truefriendinme Tom, you've got your "ten quality comments". Go for the GOLD!!LOL! --True

Good for me, I musta done something right for once. lol

Quoting Katwoman1968:

Wow Dirk....that was the best one so far!

Wow Dirk....that was the best one so far!

Quoting truefriendinme:

Tom, you've got your "ten quality comments". Go for the GOLD!!LOL! --True

Tom, you've got your "ten quality comments". Go for the GOLD!!LOL! --True

Quoting ozredhead62:

Quoting: Originally posted by Dirkdig Fine wine,,,they get better with age,

Think you deserve a kiss for this one. xxx

Life is only as wonderful as you think it is.

Quoting Cinderella1986:

Quoting: Originally posted by bigtom77 Cinderella made me do it. She twisted my arm. Still hurts too...

Oi you!!! :p

Quoting bigtom77:

Quoting: Originally posted by truefriendinme Talk about walking the line, Tom! Better watch it...someone's gonna come along and bump you off...the line...lol! Good stuff. True

Cinderella made me do it. She twisted my arm. Still hurts too...

Quoting ladyhawke1:

These were great :)

These were great :)

Quoting caughtoffguard:

this is hilarious because it's true. LOL x)

this is hilarious because it's true. LOL x)

Quoting Katwoman1968:

LOL....I love these!

LOL....I love these!

Quoting RWGROOT60:

Woman are like snow flakes


They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they melt when they land on your tongue

Woman are like snow flakes


They are all beautiful.
They are all different.
They can all be cold as ice.
But they melt when they land on your tongue

Quoting Cinderella1986:

Quoting: Originally posted by bigtom77 Here are a few I found, some are not bad. Women are like...the stock market They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful. Women are like...computers They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one. Women are like...Saran Wrap Useful but clingy. Women are like...horses Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after. Women are like...parking meters If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences. Women are like...fax machines Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights. Women are like...political campaign contributors If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them. Women are like...refrigerators They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one. Women are like...blue jeans They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced. Women are like...country western songs If you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

Hehehe...oh well done on finding some!!! :=) They are hilarious!

Quoting truefriendinme:

Talk about walking the line, Tom! Better watch it...someone's gonna come along and bump you off...the line...lol! Good stuff. True

Talk about walking the line, Tom! Better watch it...someone's gonna come along and bump you off...the line...lol! Good stuff. True

Quoting ozredhead62:

Well done on finding these Tom, very funny :)

Well done on finding these Tom, very funny :)

Life is only as wonderful as you think it is.