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Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 12:22 AM

Here are a few I found, some are not bad. Women are like...the stock market They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful. Women are like...computers They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one. Women are like...Saran Wrap Useful but clingy. Women are like...horses Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after. Women are like...parking meters If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences. Women are like...fax machines Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights. Women are like...political campaign contributors If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them. Women are like...refrigerators They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one. Women are like...blue jeans They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced. Women are like...country western songs If you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

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Posted on Oct 12, 2008 at 07:14 PM

Quoting: Originally posted by truefriendinme Tom, you've got your "ten quality comments". Go for the GOLD!!LOL! --True

Good for me, I musta done something right for once. lol

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Posted on Oct 10, 2008 at 12:34 PM

Wow Dirk....that was the best one so far!

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Posted on Oct 10, 2008 at 10:31 AM

Tom, you've got your "ten quality comments". Go for the GOLD!!LOL! --True

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Posted on Oct 10, 2008 at 09:56 AM

Quoting: Originally posted by Dirkdig Fine wine,,,they get better with age,

Think you deserve a kiss for this one. xxx


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Posted on Oct 07, 2008 at 07:58 AM

Quoting: Originally posted by bigtom77 Cinderella made me do it. She twisted my arm. Still hurts too...

Oi you!!! :p

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Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 06:48 PM

Quoting: Originally posted by truefriendinme Talk about walking the line, Tom! Better watch it...someone's gonna come along and bump you off...the line...lol! Good stuff. True

Cinderella made me do it. She twisted my arm. Still hurts too...

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Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 06:19 PM

These were great :)

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Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 01:50 PM

this is hilarious because it's true. LOL x)

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Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 11:39 AM

LOL....I love these!

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Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 10:36 AM

Woman are like snow flakes They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice. But they melt when they land on your tongue

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Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 09:27 AM

Quoting: Originally posted by bigtom77 Here are a few I found, some are not bad. Women are like...the stock market They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful. Women are like...computers They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one. Women are like...Saran Wrap Useful but clingy. Women are like...horses Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after. Women are like...parking meters If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences. Women are like...fax machines Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights. Women are like...political campaign contributors If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them. Women are like...refrigerators They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one. Women are like...blue jeans They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced. Women are like...country western songs If you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

Hehehe...oh well done on finding some!!! :=) They are hilarious!

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Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 04:56 AM

Talk about walking the line, Tom! Better watch it...someone's gonna come along and bump you off...the line...lol! Good stuff. True

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Posted on Oct 06, 2008 at 03:05 AM

Well done on finding these Tom, very funny :)


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