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AbzWayne
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Posted on Wed, Apr 02, 2008 03:34

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, " No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ." Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... "me ."


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Posted on Mon, Mar 02, 2009 04:06

That was very funny, just the sort of thing that I'd have done as a child.

We don't know each other, by the way, but I'm off work sick, so as I'm new here I thought I'd be a nosey bint & read through some blogs, & I've been reading yours for an hour. You've cheered me up, so thanks very much! :)



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Posted on Fri, Apr 25, 2008 14:38

lol... this was a good one!


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Posted on Thu, Apr 03, 2008 04:49

That was cute, thanks for starting my day with a smile :)


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Posted on Wed, Apr 02, 2008 20:11

OK I love this one, I had to post it on the space that's mine...I hope you don't mind.


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